Announcement

Following the directive from our beloved prime minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi which calls for all companies and services to be closed during this period of haze, ADP Sdn Bhd will also be suspending all activities for an indefinite period of time. Currently all shareholders are resting at their respective homes, and are taking a break from work and play. Do not worry though, once the haze is gone ADP will be up and running as good as new in no time...=D

(P.S - this is just an excuse for our lack of meetings. but then again, the haze does have a hand in it..=P)

ADP Kopitiam.

One upon a time, there was a land called Kuala Lumpur which was a land that looked like a dream (due to haze). In this land there lived 3 noble gentlemen*chuckles*. The 1st was called Adamplings, the 2nd was called Lo Mai Dom and the 3rd was none other than Cha Siew Pok. Together they were called Fantastic Four

One fine day, Lo Mai Dom decided that he was bored and he then requested Sir Adamplings and Sir Cha Siew Pok to come to he's pathetic powderfull castle in Jalan Pisang, Jalan Klang Lama (this one no joke, serious one)

Both noblemen had agree to this suggestion by Sir Lo Mai Dom. Now it was a known fact that the noble food men travelled by their noble steed known as "The Red Box". Aaahhh it was indeed a noble means of transport. It was indeed reliable.

With the speed of a Ferrari 80 km/h, they would reach the Castle of Lo Mai Dom in no time at all. Now, this noble castle was located less than 3 km away from the Kuala Lumpur Shopping Fortress known as Mid Valley. A noble valley it is.

Lo Mai castle is a castle up the hills (ok it's just a slope not hill) of Old Klang Road. The castle is protected by a remote controlled gate and 2 dogs dragons.

Upon arriving the castle, we notice that Lo Mai Dom had guest in he's castle. In fact, it was a noble woman that was there. Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings had their suspicion on what Sir Lo Mai Dom was doing in a empty house all alone with a young noble woman. "Tsk....... tsk......." says both Cha Siew Pok and Adamplings.

It was not long before Lo Mai Dom's guest left the castle and once again the noble 3 was pathetically alone with no forms of entertainment. Fortunately, we had lots of food, snacks more like. We also had a pack of cards, and like all noblemen in the great hazy land, we decided to gamble.

Ahhhh, but how does one gamble when one does not have money to do so? Aha, a simple answer to a difficult question. We used cookies. Oreos, Tiger Biscuits, Chocolate Biscuits........ you name it, we had it.

It was indeed a brilliant game of gambling which unfortunately ended when we ate all our money errr i meant cookies. Aha! But Sir Lo Mai Dom has a very interesting asset in he's house who both Adamplings and Cha Siew Pok does not! A PlayStation 2.

To go into full detail what the 3 noblemen did with the PlayStation 2 would bore your mind off. The real excitement came when Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings decided that they would venture into the Formula One business, ADP style.

And hence the race of the century began, with Sir Cha Siew Pok with one controller and Sir Adamplings with another. The race was tense and a test of skill, and just like any other F1 race, boring. Ok no, it wasn't very boring, in fact in actual fact it was quite exciting. With Sir Cha Siew leading the race till the last 2 laps when he unfortunately crashed and was overtaken by Sir Adamplings. It was a tough race and Sir Adampling won it. Congratulations.

When asked to comment Sir Adamplings only said
"I am good, i am powerful, i am the ultimate driver who only just got a license very recently and can drive up to Ipoh"

Sir Cha Siew Pok said:
"He got lucky only!!! Fuke"

Sir Lo Mai Dom was found saying:
"I wanted to play................"

Overall, a great trip to the castle of Lo Mai's.

*Interesting notes:

1. Wasn't sure to call Adam, Adamplings or Yew Cha Kueh. Decided that Adamplings would be better since no many would understand Yew Cha Kueh.
2. Dom's house is indeed in Jalan Pisang.
3. We did play a 50 round F1 race on Dom's PS2.
4. It was indeed luck that Adam won lol.
5. We really did gamble with cookies. Hehehehe....
6. Dom was indeed alone with a girl in a large empty bangalow...........but he was supposely "teaching" add maths. So he claims. ;D
7. The word noble is used 13 times including this one.
   

ADP Tabloids

ADP Tabloids NewFlash......

1. ADP's Miss-Adventures of Bowling
2. ADP's new cult?
3. ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style
4. ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?
5. Who really owns ADP?
6. ADP and Law....

ADP's Miss(literally missing)Adventures of Bowling

ADP recentlt held an unofficial championship bowling against each other. Fighting for superiority over pins. The event ended with agent D.O.N.K.E.Y as the champion of the game, he's superiority was achieved with a 9 pound ball and many stupid and nutty err akward movements. When asked to comment, he had this to say:

"1st it's Monopoly, then it's bowling, soon i shall rule ADP!!! And then no one will be able to stop me!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!"

As for now, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y holds no exceptional post except for he's title as ADP 2nd license holder. Other than that, he is considered to be ADP's ministry of defence and is currently taking care of ADP stronghold in Jalan Klang Lama. This may all change soon enough.

ADP's new cult?

Unofficial news have reached us that ADP is starting a new cult that and recruiting minions is a few of their starting operations. This information was overheard during ADP's unofficial bowling tournament. ADP members were seen laughing evilly while talking about something called ADP religion. At the moment, no official news or statements have been released to support this information.

When asked to comment about this information at the ADP unofficial bowling tournament. ADP unofficial CEO/door opener only had this to say.

"poke one for good luck, poke twice for better luck. This is no cult, it's merely a good luck charm that we plan to develop into a religion!!!!"

While putting he's hands together and stabbing air (imagine swimming with the frog style, when you put your hands together), to show us how it's done, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y strikes down another ten pins.

Hmmmm maybe it's really lucky afterall??? *Stab....stab*

ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style

ADP has tried to venture into business by trying out different simulations. One with a limited edition Star Wars Monopoly and another with a average PDA Monopoly game. So far, we have managed to prove nothing except that member Dominic's statistic's book is useless and hence he should burn it. So far, no one has truly dominated the simulation. Member Dom and Pok seems to be by far the stronger corporation compared to Adam who has lost and filed bankruptcy twice in a row to member Pok. So far, no more simulations have been planned to further test ADP's business ventures.

ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?

We have heard many times that ADP is planning a new skin. And this have been confirmed by current CEO of ADP, Blog Master Pok. Apparently current progress is slow due to him being lazy errr inefficiency within the ADP organization. The CEO released an official statement.

"We are currently working very hard to finish this template. It's top piriority. We've finished watching many many recent movies in order to acquire inspiration for the template. We figured that seeing Jessica Alba semi naked......errr Fantastic Four would give us some idea of unity for the blog template."

Many sources have agreed that the new skin, is in fact just a rumour and there is actually no new skin coming about. When asked to comment about these proffesional opinions, the CEO only had this to say:

"It is no rumour, there definitely is going to be a skin within this eon. We have achieved half the work. It's currently at 13% errrr 65% to completion. We assure that we are working on it"

An unofficial source within the ADP said this.

"Ahhh the CEO is not doing his job!! I shall take over once i complete my dominance at Monopoly and bowling!!!"

The source had decided to remain anonymous.

Who really owns ADP?

According to polls, the public has decided that George Bush is stupid they do no want anyone to own ADP except themselves. But when asked about this, all members Pok and Adam were determined to say that they owned ADP. Member Dom on the other hand, declined to comment.

ADP and Law....

There has been an ongoing rumour that ADP is presently studying law in order to complete their domination over courthouses in the world. All members of ADP have commented that there is no such thing and they are only studying Law because they have to in order to pass their Pre-University courses. How true is the statement? No source have been acquire to prove this. There is also a rumour that member Adam and Pok have acquire a time traveling device called the 'Legal Mobile' in order to travel to ancient times and conquer the world. This statement was also unproven and according to both members of ADP, the rumour only developed from an assignment from law class.

Till next time, this Blog Master P of ADP reporting.

*disclaimer: all statement are unfortunately only half true and the rest are made up =)*

Monopoly Star Wars!

Thats right folks!! this post is gonna be all about............



box cover of the monopoly set...behind is my bed...=P

the last time we played monopoly was on the 4th of july on doms PDA. that was kind of fun but not really realistic. We made up for that though by having a real game of monopoly at my place on thursday....and we didnt just play any normal game of monopoly....we played THIS :-

Limited edition star wars monopoly..see the numbers at the bottom? top is the date of manufacture and bottom is product number.

Well certainly not many can say theyve had a chance to play this. How many ppl ever get to play monopoly using figures of R2D2, storm troopers or darth vader made from pewter as pieces? But still the best part has to be the shiny brass coins that represent 1000 credits..u can see it in the pic there..=P

the game started off quite normally...although i landed on a lot of property and dom kept missing property and pok was only getting one or 2. this turned out to be a mistake of mine coz in the end i wasted too much money buying property in the beginning. as dom mentioned in the last post, he won the game on his pda. so this time u cud say that pok n i were kind of....well....on guard to make sure he didnt win again..=P didnt manage to take a pic of the start so i cant show anythin of it.

everything was pretty equal until dom managed to get 3 cheap properties which enabled him to start building houses. by the next 2 or 3 turns he had built hotels(starships) there. that was pretty much the turning point of the game for us..as each time we landed on it we had to pay 550 -600. for some reason i kept landing on it..i landed on it so much that even dom cudnt believe it. the guy who believes so much in statistics and probabilities couldnt understand how i managed to land on it 4 times out of 5 and pok didnt land on it at all...pok n i just told him to go burn his stats book...hahah

So after paying dom more than 2000 credits and mortgaging all my property...i had to bancrupt myself to pok...who inherited all my property. this is what it looked like after he got all my stuff :-

And dom looked like this :-

Thats doms feet...and thats my phone

It still wasnt an easy ride for pok after aquiring all my assets...he still had to pay 950 to unmortgage all my property. But after that they started playing a bit crazy. since it was getting late and we had been playing for a few hours already...they just started going all out and buying houses all over the place. the end result was somethin like that :-

The pic is a bit dark...just notice the houses all over the place..the 3 starports at the bottom were wat killed me off.

So after a few more minutes of intense playing and dice-rolling, pok had to concede defeat to dom. After the game we took a few bow-to-your-master shots :-

Me presenting my head....opps i mean assets on a platter.

Pok presenting HIS assets to dom...in his hand are a few property deed cards.

So when everything was over and the dust had settled on the bedroom floor, the winner of the game was once again dom, and i once again lost to pok. I guess the champion for ADP so far for monopoly has to be dom...........

Till Next Post Folks~!!

The Art of Business

ADP engage in a simulate economy!

On the 4 of July (American Independence Day), while the other part of the world is enjoying their national independence day, ADP was running a simulation of the real world economy trade. It involve only a PDA (no, not ADP spell PDA but Personal Digital Assistant) and lots of drinks. The objective of the simulation is to promote awareness in the current economy world, to practice buying and selling of asset, aggressive take-over, and corporate merge.

Each player start with 1500simulator dollar and asset ranging from 60- 400 simulator dollar. The number transaction per turn was determined by 2 complete dice. At the beginning, this simulation was conduct in a mamak store. Which later ended up at the now official ADP headquarter aka.. MY HOUSE!!!

The simulation begins with the government has now open it asset to the public from government control properties, railroads and utilities. Adam Dominic and Pok each represent a Multi National Company who was selected by the government to battle it out for complete ownership. The government wound intervene with subsidies, bank errors, market order, taxes and legal areas. For example, executing too many action in one go might end yourself in jail or at times you are require to pay income tax which is either 10% of all your asset or just 200 SD. It started with Dominic trying to own all control of the railroad which was prevented when Adam manage to break his complete domination by buying off one station and Pok who was lucky to receive the last station. After a while, most of the properties were brought by everyone resulting a stalemate, as a course no one was able to build houses and hotels. At one time, while Adam was conducting an auction between Dominic and Pok, Adam accidentally overcharge Pok by 50SD resulting a slight disagreement between the 2 parties.

After going round and round in circle, the 3 decided to open negotiation for business talk to benefit all 3 parties. Thanks to Dominic persuasions and the remaining 2 parties wiliness to listen. All 3 manage to require a piece of land to start construction. After a few housing areas was build, Adam began to experience some lack of funding, simply due to the fact that he was unlucky to ended up on Dominic land. To cover for the liability Adam had to trade it railroad station to Pok, who at the time was willing to pay Adam twice the original value, just nice to cover the cost. After receiving that blow to the head, Adam again receive another blow but unfortunately it was the final blow and was facing law sue from Pok requesting him to pay up for renting his Triple story semi detach house. Adam was unable to pay therefore decided to file chapter 11 , BANKRUPCY !! With this, all asset which Adam owns was take-over by Pok. And thus begin the battle between the remaining 2 tycoon, Dominic and Pok!

Both tycoons began a massive project to develop their properties, while Dominic was suffering the cost of rental from Pok new projects, Pok himself was hiding in jail avoiding all cost and law sue. In the end, due to the high cost and TTGH factor (Time To Go Home) eventually Dominic resort to bankrupt!

By the end of the day, Pok was the remaining tycoon who dominated the playing field with an end result of 9billion dollar (9382 SD) net worth.

The following was Adam comment regarding Pok domination, : “ It was Pok first time playing, so it was beginner’s luck!” While Dominic gave his comment with his infamous sigh, : “Siigggghhhh, oh well time to go home, the dogs barking”. While the victor had this to said, : “ We should do this more often, and find another player….”

This concludes the simulation for an economy world on board a virtue Monopoly board in Dominic’s PDA.

We Rule!! No?? Awwww.......

Right, since both the Stick a.k.a Adam and the Donkey a.k.a Dominic have had their fair share of post. I guess it's finally my turn once again to post something no?

Well let's see, currently the ADP chatterbox is filled with some friends and sister (who else would be there?) and a very amusing (yes very amusing indeed) topic is currently being discussed. Let's not get into further detail and let the mind roam free on this one yes?

Now about that picture of Adam in uniform. Yes, errr it is rather ..errr.........forget it. It seems like those show girls displaying cars, it could be great if we could swap Adam with a bodylicious (yes i like making words sue me = P) chick. Say Dom, do you think you can kinda err Photoshop that ?? Hahahaha.

Yes, as you can see we have begun our quest of conquering the world err recuiting minions members for ADP. Now what does a member do you ask? Now this is very enlightening indeed. Our members do absolutely NOTHING!! Yes you've read it correctly, nothing!!!
well except maybe following our every order

Ahh the privileges you ask? Yes, yes we'll get to that soon. Other than being associated with the prestigious ADP (no lar not American Degree Program, why you keep asking one!!) you ask? We might offer a link or 2 on our newly design layout!!!

With our new layout underway (oh i don't know how long, could take years all i know) ADP is not holding any activities currently.

Adam is busy with LAN, Dom is supposedly busy with giving math tuition (don't ask me), and i am well busy too?

Anyway, yes new layout. We definitely need a massive change. This place is just getting plain boring. It's turning like every other collective blog!!! NOOoooooOOOOoooo.......

Rolls out red carpet....

Rolls out red carpet and welcome the 3rd licence holder to the ADP.
Congratulation Adam for getting your licence. Now you're no longer the door opener or floor sweeper, you're now know as the car opener/driver who opens door and drives us around for our next meeting. Whether it is to the mamak or just simply to the park for a game of frisbee, he will be there driving us there and opening the door for us!

Well since the A just go his licence, i think i'll use this post and talk about how the ADP travels around KL.
Yup, the mobile red box. Ahh what sweet wander to be hanging around in that car. It speed-safe, meaning you cant go racing with this car...seriously who's goes racing with a car with only a 100 kph as top speed even a kancil faster!!

Have you guys seen the red box?Well today you lucky day, i was just digging around my com and manage to find a few picture of the car.


The front of the car...couldnt find any other pic without the wierdo..sorry



Not the actual car but that how it looks like by the side



This is how the car got it's name...kinda of a long story..start with, it was a dark and stormy day...


Well that most of the picture i got about the car, hopefully in the future when ADP finally earning big buck, and upgrade it's Suzuki Jimmy TO something little bit more cooler. Something like the Suzuki X2. Perfect of the future ADP bosses and transporting their girlfriends to a round of Frisbee!



Well hopefully we get to earn even give bigger bucks. Then it's off to this baby !

Ferrari Enzo...wow..

Well that going to be some time before it gets to the Ferrari stage or even to the Suzuki X2 stage...So in the mean guess i'll upgrade/mod the current car to something a bit more cooler... to.............(scroll down)
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When bore"dom" strike!!
Dom

I want YOU

By dom

Mission Statement And Goals

well since the 2nd license holder dom has not been performing his posting duties properly(appropriate punishment shall be meted out at a later date), i hve no choice but to take over from him. As we have studied from International Business(of which i got 83 for finals and pok got 84...blady hell), every company must have a mission statement, together with a few short and long term goals. Well lets start planning one for ADP Sdn Bhd shall we??

ADP Mission Statement

• to act absolutely lame and childish when together by performing stupid acts in public and making a fool of ourselves.
• to pass on our absolute lameness and childishness by expanding ADP to include other lifeforms...Animals are welcome.
• to become proper frisbee players by practicing regularly at the park in front of our transport minister's house.
• to actually be properly registered as a company someday in the future by registering at the place where ppl register companies....type of business dealings? shall be mapped out next time..=P

note :- that is the proper way of writing mission statements. every sentence must have a 'to...' followed by '.....by....'. Also all mission statements should involve the consumer, employee, product and location. However since ADP doesnt know what business its gonna do...it doesnt apply...=P

Short Term Goals

• get another 8 dollar basketball from Carrefour to replace poks over-inflated and defected 8 dollar basketball
• have 3 license holders in ADP. (completed after I pass my test on monday..hopefully)
• get dom to shoot hoops properly
• get pok a gf...or at least a crush
• give this page a makeover!!!

Long Term Goals

• recruit more members(minions) into ADP
• to trademark this name ADP as ours...and not some stupid american degree program..=P

cant think of anymore long term goals. i dont like thinking in the long term. besides i doubt we'll finish any long term goals anyway..lolz.

As a matter of fact these goals hve been hastily conjured up after todays meeting at headquarters aka doms ps2 room. Some were also brought up while playing basketball at 10am to 12, followed by 4 to 5.30. That part about acting childish and lame comes from trying to practice physics by balancing ourselves on top of a seesaw. Has to be the most stupidest thing we've done yet. Besides the TTT(through the trees) ive also performed another shot, TTS(through the swings) and this time it wasnt a fluke...=P. Currently all members of ADP are kinda tired and vulnerable. So anyone planning to launch a surprise attack on us...this is a good time to do it. (shit im starting to sound like dom....)

Anyway the statement and goals havnt been approved by the other 2 shareholders. I doubt they're gonna be satisfied with them. Theyre prob gonna change it and add more stuff for themselves even though im the CEO around here. O well...big bosses cannot control their workers all the time. and when youre dealing with this donkey and pig.......nuff sed....=P

Another 18 Year Old.

Aise.......somebody in this blog already 18 years old liao ler. Yeah lar i know you're thinking it's me.........but no lar, the person i'm actually talking about is Dominic lar. He's birthday is on June 5th. So he's finally 18, and what can you do at 18? Use your imagination lar.........don't need me to tell you gua.

Now ler, now left only one cina men that hasn't turned 18 yet lar. You think we should just strip his shares off because he's still underage? I think so too lor. I'll consider with Dominic lar, see how. Hehehehe.

We say first lar, turning 18 got no esstra shares you knowe. Turning 18 tadak assest pun. Ok lar, i want to stop taiping like a stupid idioct liao. Because i just read some funny blog sites lar, so kena influen aso. What lar to do.......

Anyway enup with cina-man talk lar.

Wanna wish Dominic Teoh Kok Kwan happy birthday.

Ciao berst, here si beh sian lor.
~Cee Eee Ouu- Pok

Joint Venture

Hmmm , does anyone know what a joint venture is??
A joint venture is an agreement between two or more companies/individual (in our case).

IB exam is currently less than 2 hours away and we (Pok, Adam) decided that we shall post crap here. About what? Simple, about Dominic Teoh Kok Kwang. (this conversation takes place in real time. the setting?, Taylors College library.)

Adam: He's so "important" that he must have a 'hole post' dedicated to him~!

Pok: 'Hole Post - Aren't we just great friends?? This is a pre-birthday present for Dom!

Adam: Yup, this is a practise of Friendster testimonials that we shall present to him!!

Pok: Exactly, we are such great friends don't you agree?

Adam: Of course, of course. ........crap, this is just going in circles.

Pok: Hmmmm, well what else can we talk about when we're bored??

Adam: Hmmmm, well there's the usual topics :-

1. Strip him of his shares.
2. Strip him of his PS2.
3. And in the near future, of his clothes too.

Pok: Hmmm that would be ADP's next mission statement!!!

Adam: Yes, this shall be our short term goals of the future!!!

Pok: And the long term goals???

Adam: Get him a gf??

Pok: Right. That's going to be a looooooooooooong term goal that's near impossible!! Notice how long i said loooooooooooong???

Adam: Hmmm this is getting stupid...........Don't you think??

*the conversation had to end there becoz there were no more ideas and it was time for lunch*

Right, the rest of this post is going to be posted my me, Adam, since pok is too busy sulking about his business paper and how he should have concentrated more on the ethical values and blablabla....anywayz business didnt exactly turn out as planned...some chapters totally didnt come out in the exam...argh stuff like tht really pisses me off. I suppose pok got hit harder than me though..oh well we're just gonna hve to wait for the marks..hehe

Well its not gonna be much fun talking about dom alone..so i shud just let tht topic rest...for now..=D anywayz its not gonna be long b4 exams r finished..and tht'll mean driving lessons start!! which means ill soon be the third license holder, and there shall once again be balance in the galaxy..haha

Well i just hve to announce to the whole world that i got conned by pok. the dude told me its gonna be a freezer in the multi purpose hall, and there was no way it wud be like a desert in there. So me, being the trusting guy i am, wore long sleeves to test today. and guess what? it really turned out to be a desert. wasted my time wearing long sleeves...haiz....

Ok i think ill leave a bit of room for pok to add his own bit in this post..after all..this post is a joint venture..and tht means sharing all the risks and costs of a business..???

ah screw it..why the hell am i still talking bout tht anyway. >.<

Well, yes i like to sulk so sue me. This post, like any other joint venture for
the 1st time, ended up (as you can see) in disaster. But we shall improve and
future joint ventures within our own company shall be accomplished more often!!
The CEO speaks so!!!

Last but not least, even if it's a little early. We here wish Dominic a Happy 18 year old Birthday.

posted joint-fuly by self proclaimed CEO's Adam & Pok

No More FRISBEE~?!?!?

According to pok, the taman desa field where we usually play frisbee is being developed into a basketball court. This means that theres gonna be an even smaller place for our base of operations. Well pok seems pretty by it since we dont hve an excuse not to shoot hoops with him anymore...but ahh i wanna play frisbee!! its no point going down to the pitch at the bottom coz its just no fun on such a wide space and like i said before..the wind seems to go in weird directions.

Blogshares. Following orders from the-self-proclaimed-CEO pok, i claimed ADP as my own blog. So for those of u who think i claimed this blog illegally without consent from the others, well think again. of course..we dint ask dom...but hey the 2 of us agreed..so thats two thirds majority right? =P Seems Eujin is also tryin to buy us up...well after hitting that lucky strike of 1 billion..i think hes got more money than he can handle. lucky arse.

Star Wars. i think this topic has been over-blogged, but what the heck it applies even to this blog so why not? =D Besides i did go for sw with dom, so that kinda counts as a part-ADP activity right? anywayzz..i still owe him what...10 bucks? o well i prob wont see him again for some time..im sure he'll just write it off as bad debt..hehehe

Today was interesting though. 3 of us had a mini-conference call with me n pok in the car and dom at home. ah the joys of the loudspeaker function. but i suppose dom did kinda waste his credit on the call which wasnt even about anything proper...i mean did he really have to call just to tell us about some ff demo? hehe

Finals are starting next week. Finishes on the 7th. Doms bday on the 9th. Mr and Mrs Smith on the 9th. ICPU prom on the 9th. We wait with bated breath. =D

Shares you Say??

Hehehe i found something very interesting today that i think is worth posting about.
Now, let's see how the story goes shall we?

It's mildly interesting. After lunch Eu Jin went for to Boodrums' class to take some pictures, so i figured i'll go to the web and post a little. My orginal intention was to post in my personal blog. And hence, as usual i go to google and type "pokspalace".

Now, in a normal day, when that particular word is searched, one link appears (and a recommendation of another search at the top - pokepalace). Aaanyway, today it appeared that a 2nd link was there and out of curosity, i opened it.

No no, i did not find porn. What i did find though was this this. Look around that page, it's mildy amusing isn't it? Scroll down to the bottom for top 100 incoming links. See whats on the 1st.
Anyway just surf around that site and you'll understand why i wrote this post with such a title.

Till nex time - Great CEO~ The Pok

Non existing activities.

It is argued that i don't post enough here in this blog, the collective blog of ADP. But i have to personally disagree. I have contributed a LOT into this blog and that i am pretty sure of. I try not to rush people into posting and i hope that neither do other people. I change the layout and stuff when no one else bothers to do so and when no one post, i will try and post. I understand that if there is nothing to post about, one just have nothing to say and i accept that fact. Other than that, i send other 2 shareholders home a lot of times when they can jolly well take public transport or walk. Sigh..........perhaps sometimes i shouldn't give in into the feeling of guilt when i have done nothing wrong. Perhaps they underestimate me and assume that i will always fall for this feeling.

But nevermind, the Great CEO forgives all!!! Hahaha

Anyway, nothing on us at all. No activities and meetings. Not too much time to spare lately. I am busy lately, not too sure about the other 2. But i suppose and assume that all are busy. Last week, we told ourselves that we will do something this week and we told ourselves the same thing this week. Oh well. I had a plan to take them lot to play basketball with me on a Saturday morning but it didn't turn out so too bad. Adam said it was too early for him to wake up, i was going to ask Dom but it was too late to inform him. I would have gone without them but since it was far (Seapark), i decided agaisnt it in the end.

Anyway i (who else is going to do it anyway?) did minor changes in the blog layout once again. Just to make it less dull for the minority of human beings that actually read this blog. Just a couple of minor changes, nothing special. I don't plan to post too long as there is nothing much to say and most of the time we post crap when we have nothing to say. So there you have it.

Another post brought to you by self proclaimed CEO of ADP ~ The Pok

History In The Making..Oops...MADE..Hahaha

History In The Making..Oops...MADE..Hahaha

for the first time in the history of the ADP blog, somebody posted twice. Was it pok? the blog designer? Was it me? The one who has nvr shirked a responsibility to post? nope. The one to claim this honour is none other than the ADP donkey, dom~!! Who would hve guessed it would be him? the guy who needs a ton of pushing and prodding before he finally gets a post up. Well all i can say is, desperation can make ppl do many things..hah

It all started on friday when i had to go to ipoh for a church function. Since i was in a bit of a rush i forgot to take my phone, but i didnt wry too much coz i thought i wudnt really need it and no one would call me anyway. Of course i kinda forgot about the dear ol pig n donkey here, who left a few miss calls and sms on my phone. i wasnt too surprised about that, since i hadnt told them i was going away and even i didnt know i wouldnt hve my phone. But when i come to this blog and saw doms post..that really cracked me up..hahah Dom mus hve been pretty desperate to do a post like that, obviously no one would hve picked up the house phone either coz the whole family was away, so yea i was kinda out of touch with everyone for 2 days.

Oh well, when all is said and done, the fact still remains that Dom is the first one to post twice in succession. so i guess pok n me hve to give him the due credit..lolxx. I actually had a diff idea for this post, as the other 2 shareholders will know, but that has been put on hold coz of this.

It seems that the 2 of em were looking for me to play frisbee when i was away. its quite a shame i missed it coz when i got back pok wasnt in the right state to play, so we had to postpone it again. seriously we havnt gone for frisbee since i got back frm camp, and thats from the start of the year. obviously ADP is starting to slack in its business..=P

A missing person report

Well you can only lodge a missing person report after 24 hours....But according to pok, adam been missing since friday and today is sunday.. so there justicfied me making a report.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Height : 160-170 (the shortest...well not that short, above average i suppose)
Weight : a ton?
Dimension : 168*40*15 (i'm just guessing)
Eye Colour : brown, black?
Glasses Colour : Black plastic (kind of look like Drew Carry show)
Age : 17+
Name : Adam Ng Kah Yew
Last seen : in KL

We(me and pok) was planning to go play frisbee or something today, but couldnt find adam..oh well, guess there nothing we can do. But if you do see him, tell him to give us a call or we might declare him dead and reclaim his ADP shares.
Ohwell nothing much i suppose

Looking for adam - dom

The 3 stupendous people in this blog

The 3 stupendous people in this blog

Well dont really know what to post this time....
Well since adam talk about nothing while pok talk about the future..guess the only thing left for me to do is to talk about the present....but I just dont quite remember what the 3 of us did the last time we were together....

Well last saturday we all went out for a gathering for our primary school... Incase some of you dont know... the adp been "stuck" together since primary... if you check my kindergarten background..u might notice i was in the same kindergarten as pok....well now guess the door opener and the "i am the CEO" guys are stuck together now in taylors...

Yeah, i think i should get pok and adam out to play frisbee... i think i gotten rusty at it...oh well guess it time i tried to drag those 2 out...maybe i should wait after i get a car....oh well oh well.......

hm... maybe i should talk about the what happen at the gathering? Well cant say much... the gathering was mostly people from the same class as pok during standard 6 (while in the mean time the genius-to-be was in the 2nd best place ) guess it was pretty boring...not only we (adam and me) hardly recognize the people there... there was only 5-6 people... and 1 girl...hm.. i think that just pretty sum at the gathering...oh yeah from 1.30 to 4.30 i was with pok playing pool after that adam came back and challange him to a few games of foosball... i think beat him at passing mwahah..but adam at better and better at foosball... guess we can him a"fool-os-ball-er"

Hm...you know... maybe the 3 of us start a business and it might be so successful we all might just end up in the TIME magazine or or 3 of us direct a movie and be "the famous 3" haha oh well that the stupid thing of the future...

i bet as i write this post...
pok is complaining about the amount of workload
Adam is practicing his foosball more then his assignment
dom is still typing this blog
pok is pulling his hair out due to stress from exam
adam isnt studying until the exam is less then a week or two away
dom is suppose to be studying but he still typing this blog.....

oh well one more thing... it seem that the adp is doom to fail it undang exam (highway code exam for driving) so said adam. See told you to study for it, but no... you didnt want to listen to me or pok....but i'm glad to announce that in a few more weeks or perhaps months adam will be able to drive(but chances are we wont go anywhere far without his mum or dad sitting next to him...)well i guess we pretty much coverage the "goodness of life" so the only thing left is for one is to get a gf haha. Well since pok was the 1st to get his license.. i think it fair for him start to ball rolling .....

oh well i started this blog with a lot of things to type...but i just cant seem to remember what it was.... sigh....well till next time...THE ADP WILL BE BACK

post brought to you by ~ DOM

The Future.....

The Future.....

The self proclaimed CEO of ADP has been appointed to post due to the fact that shareholder Dom is not free to post. I therefore take over his 'burden' for this short period of time.

Ok then since Adam took the last chance to talk about NOTHING, i guess i cannot do the same as i am the self proclaimed CEO!! Ok then. Let's see, ADP has been most inactive since forever. The company is splitting apart!!! I can't even remember the last time we came together in a chat room. Oh well, it's not like we can do anything about it. We're all busy with our own things now.

And Adam has a best seller post?? What?!??!?!

Right. According to current poll results, no one is suppose to be leader/dictator/conquerer/CEO of ADP. But hell, like i care...................

I, self proclaimed CEO of ADP was decided not to handle our accounts and money if we ever had any. Why? Because i wouldn't spend any money. Adam was doubtful too because he would spend too much. Dom? Well Dom is 'supposely' the best condidate. So he says anyway.

I seriously have nothing to talk about. This is going to be a super crappy post, so watch out. Since i have nothing to talk about, i shall talk about the future of ADP!!! (since you can talk anything about the future, i decided on this hehehe)

Ok let's see, future plans of ADP that we are unlikely to accomplish.

1. Get our picture in TIME magazine (can't say i didn't try doing one though hahaha)
2. Get our own restaurant. (it was an idea during our insane times as a SPM student)
3. Create a mamak stall in Australia that mass produce it's food. (this is a new idea)
4. Change layout for our blog. (this remains undone)
5. Play frisbee. ( this is harder than owning nukes)
6. Own nukes. (this is realistically possible)
7. Own a personalised Mech/Gundam. (this was possible until we left the V-bus in standard 6, referring to Adam and me)
8. Own a personalised Mech/Gundam and play frisbee using it. (ok getting extremely unrealistic from now on)
9. Make our own movie. (we made two!!!lol we should showit one day)
10. Trademark ADP. (already done, not by us though)
11. Conquere a 2nd planet. ( if they ever create hyper jumps !!)
12. Own a theme park. (possible when we played Roller Coaster Tycoon, we never finished it)
13. Live in the world of Sims. (only possible for me)
14. Change ADP into PAD. (impossible)

And the list goes on............

but feel free if you wish to give us some ideas ok? You can contact Adam, Dom or me via msn or chatterbox. Right.

*remember that dating service we thought about before prom? Sigh, other people got to the business before we did, i read it on a newspaper. Dang it*

Post brought to you unrealisticaly and unwillingly by Self Proclaimed CEO of ADP ~ The PoK.

Making My Presense Felt

Usually ppl only blog when they hve somethin interesting or something worthwhile to blog about. This time im just going to blog about absolutely NOTHING. since ADP has virtually been doing NOTHING recently i felt thats what i should be blogging about.

now why is ADP so inactive and doing NOTHING u ask? well mostly its becoz of all our different periods of free time. its pretty hard for the 3 of us now to find a time when all of us are actually free and in the mood to go out and do something. i cant imagine how larger groups of friends can make plans, with us its already hard enough.. =P

Well i suppose ADP hasnt totally been doing NOTHING. as u can see from the-wrongly-self-proclaimed-ceo's post he took the 2nd-license-holder out to the pasar malam last week, so yea its not like we havnt totally been doing anything at all. We were even supposed to go for frisbee this morning after more than 4 months of not going, but then the 2nd-license-holder had to go for a replacement class at college, and so another plan for ADP just went out the window.

That doesnt mean that the-real-ceo and the-wrongly-self-proclaimed-ceo are doing NOTHING though. Did i mention that hes sending me to college every morning now? so yea im pretty much guarenteed of seeing him every morning, until i can drive and get my own car of course..=P In fact, the 2 of us are currently on a 1 week break. However no official plans hve been as of now. oh sure there hve been lots of vague ideas, but nothing substantial has been brought into the drawing board. So.....yup u guessed it....we are all currently doing NOTHING. So if anyone wants to make an appointment with us, youre welcome to contact anyone of the shareholders at their phones, mobile phones, emails, msns, or pagers and we'll try n fit u into our schedule. =D

i hope youre not bored reading this post yet, cause i still want to make it long enough so it doesnt look like i just wasted space and just wanted to pass the posting job over to the next shareholder. So bear with me for another few more paragraphs okay? ^^













nah i was just kidding about tht last bit. this is the last paragraph. im just typing this to make my presense felt, and to pass on the job of posting to the next shareholder...haha

~another number-1 bestseller post brought to you by + : Adam : + ~

Updates On Us

Updates On Us

Ok it has been a very boring week for the ADP organization. There has not been any meetings that i know of no mamak, no rail in front of Dom's house, no ice-cream, no nothing. Well except the one when me and Dom went to Taman Desa pasar malam. Right. Let's talk about that (since i have nothing else regarding ADP that i wish to talk about anyways).

Ok, here it goes. Just another Friday afternoon for the self-proclaimed CEO of ADP (Adam, Dom, Pok Xian). I was at school, having my very last LAN lesson when i suddenly got a sms from a fellow shareholder.
"I lost, sc. Goin for dinner?"
I read the message and i could guess which one lost. I pondered for a moment. Now it couldn't have been Adam, Adam wouldnt' care about losing. Hmmm has to be Dom then. Right.

Being the all so good friend and greatly self proclaimed CEO of ADP, i replied my fellow shareholder. I forgot what i said, but it had something to do with my having piano and not being sure whether to go or not. Aahh my greatest trait of being CEO, being indecisive. Simply superb.

Like any normal Friday. The CEO drove his Mobile Red-Box to his next destination. Taman Desa, Piano Lessons. Innitiated. I drove while half feeling like dosing off as usual.

Anyway, had piano class halfway through and Dom sent a sms again.
"after piano?"
Being the all good boy in piano and fully concentrated in my piano lessons, i did not reply him. Greeeaaat ain't i? I decided to give him the doubt.

Well i finished piano and being the great self proclaimed CEO of ADP, i called him back. Yea and we went to pasar malam. He bought me something worth 70 cents. And i drove him around. Unfair deal you say? "Nah"................

Anyway, me and Dom had this great idea of pictures. Something about caps and t-shirts, hope we can do that. It would be quite cool hehehehe.

We were suppose to have our yam cha session on Saturday. Unfortunately, the Great 2nd license owner of ADP was not around. The only 2 people around was the Great Official Door Opener a.k.a Adam, and the Great self proclaimed CEO of ADP. Now, door opener was bored and there was no one at home. He wanted to watch a movie. But CEO was lazy. Wanted to just go to Taman Desa for a drink instead of Mid Valley for a movie. After long hours of deciding, we decided to just have tea another day instead. Aaaahh very productive.

So let's see whats up lately anyway. Adam has some business plan regarding opening a mamak stall in Australia i think, i'm doing some business portfolio research on Australia regarding business as well, Dom is involved with law stuff and mechanics. So let's see combined together we plan to venture into Australia, market a Malaysian mamak stall and mass produce our food using machines. And if we ever get sued, we're dead. =)


Post brought to you forcefully by ~CEO~ The Pok.