Thursday, August 11, 2005

ADP Kopitiam.

One upon a time, there was a land called Kuala Lumpur which was a land that looked like a dream (due to haze). In this land there lived 3 noble gentlemen*chuckles*. The 1st was called Adamplings, the 2nd was called Lo Mai Dom and the 3rd was none other than Cha Siew Pok. Together they were called Fantastic Four

One fine day, Lo Mai Dom decided that he was bored and he then requested Sir Adamplings and Sir Cha Siew Pok to come to he's pathetic powderfull castle in Jalan Pisang, Jalan Klang Lama (this one no joke, serious one)

Both noblemen had agree to this suggestion by Sir Lo Mai Dom. Now it was a known fact that the noble food men travelled by their noble steed known as "The Red Box". Aaahhh it was indeed a noble means of transport. It was indeed reliable.

With the speed of a Ferrari 80 km/h, they would reach the Castle of Lo Mai Dom in no time at all. Now, this noble castle was located less than 3 km away from the Kuala Lumpur Shopping Fortress known as Mid Valley. A noble valley it is.

Lo Mai castle is a castle up the hills (ok it's just a slope not hill) of Old Klang Road. The castle is protected by a remote controlled gate and 2 dogs dragons.

Upon arriving the castle, we notice that Lo Mai Dom had guest in he's castle. In fact, it was a noble woman that was there. Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings had their suspicion on what Sir Lo Mai Dom was doing in a empty house all alone with a young noble woman. "Tsk....... tsk......." says both Cha Siew Pok and Adamplings.

It was not long before Lo Mai Dom's guest left the castle and once again the noble 3 was pathetically alone with no forms of entertainment. Fortunately, we had lots of food, snacks more like. We also had a pack of cards, and like all noblemen in the great hazy land, we decided to gamble.

Ahhhh, but how does one gamble when one does not have money to do so? Aha, a simple answer to a difficult question. We used cookies. Oreos, Tiger Biscuits, Chocolate Biscuits........ you name it, we had it.

It was indeed a brilliant game of gambling which unfortunately ended when we ate all our money errr i meant cookies. Aha! But Sir Lo Mai Dom has a very interesting asset in he's house who both Adamplings and Cha Siew Pok does not! A PlayStation 2.

To go into full detail what the 3 noblemen did with the PlayStation 2 would bore your mind off. The real excitement came when Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings decided that they would venture into the Formula One business, ADP style.

And hence the race of the century began, with Sir Cha Siew Pok with one controller and Sir Adamplings with another. The race was tense and a test of skill, and just like any other F1 race, boring. Ok no, it wasn't very boring, in fact in actual fact it was quite exciting. With Sir Cha Siew leading the race till the last 2 laps when he unfortunately crashed and was overtaken by Sir Adamplings. It was a tough race and Sir Adampling won it. Congratulations.

When asked to comment Sir Adamplings only said
"I am good, i am powerful, i am the ultimate driver who only just got a license very recently and can drive up to Ipoh"

Sir Cha Siew Pok said:
"He got lucky only!!! Fuke"

Sir Lo Mai Dom was found saying:
"I wanted to play................"

Overall, a great trip to the castle of Lo Mai's.

*Interesting notes:
  1. Wasn't sure to call Adam, Adamplings or Yew Cha Kueh. Decided that Adamplings would be better since no many would understand Yew Cha Kueh.
  2. Dom's house is indeed in Jalan Pisang.
  3. We did play a 50 round F1 race on Dom's PS2.
  4. It was indeed luck that Adam won lol.
  5. We really did gamble with cookies. Hehehehe....
  6. Dom was indeed alone with a girl in a large empty bangalow...........but he was supposely "teaching" add maths. So he claims. ;D
  7. The word noble is used 13 times including this one.

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