ADP Tabloids NewFlash......
- ADP's Miss-Adventures of Bowling
- ADP's new cult?
- ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style
- ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?
- Who really owns ADP?
- ADP and Law....
ADP's Miss(literally missing)Adventures of Bowling
ADP recentlt held an unofficial championship bowling against each other. Fighting for superiority over pins. The event ended with agent D.O.N.K.E.Y as the champion of the game, he's superiority was achieved with a 9 pound ball and many stupid and nutty err akward movements. When asked to comment, he had this to say:
"1st it's Monopoly, then it's bowling, soon i shall rule ADP!!! And then no one will be able to stop me!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!"
As for now, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y holds no exceptional post except for he's title as ADP 2nd license holder. Other than that, he is considered to be ADP's ministry of defence and is currently taking care of ADP stronghold in Jalan Klang Lama. This may all change soon enough.
ADP's new cult?
Unofficial news have reached us that ADP is starting a new cult that and recruiting minions is a few of their starting operations. This information was overheard during ADP's unofficial bowling tournament. ADP members were seen laughing evilly while talking about something called ADP religion. At the moment, no official news or statements have been released to support this information.
When asked to comment about this information at the ADP unofficial bowling tournament. ADP unofficial CEO/door opener only had this to say.
"poke one for good luck, poke twice for better luck. This is no cult, it's merely a good luck charm that we plan to develop into a religion!!!!"
While putting he's hands together and stabbing air (imagine swimming with the frog style, when you put your hands together), to show us how it's done, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y strikes down another ten pins.
Hmmmm maybe it's really lucky afterall??? *Stab....stab*
ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style
ADP has tried to venture into business by trying out different simulations. One with a limited edition Star Wars Monopoly and another with a average PDA Monopoly game. So far, we have managed to prove nothing except that member Dominic's statistic's book is useless and hence he should burn it. So far, no one has truly dominated the simulation. Member Dom and Pok seems to be by far the stronger corporation compared to Adam who has lost and filed bankruptcy twice in a row to member Pok. So far, no more simulations have been planned to further test ADP's business ventures.
ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?
We have heard many times that ADP is planning a new skin. And this have been confirmed by current CEO of ADP, Blog Master Pok. Apparently current progress is slow due to him being lazy errr inefficiency within the ADP organization. The CEO released an official statement.
"We are currently working very hard to finish this template. It's top piriority. We've finished watching many many recent movies in order to acquire inspiration for the template. We figured that seeing Jessica Alba semi naked......errr Fantastic Four would give us some idea of unity for the blog template."
Many sources have agreed that the new skin, is in fact just a rumour and there is actually no new skin coming about. When asked to comment about these proffesional opinions, the CEO only had this to say:
"It is no rumour, there definitely is going to be a skin within this eon. We have achieved half the work. It's currently at 13% errrr 65% to completion. We assure that we are working on it"
An unofficial source within the ADP said this.
"Ahhh the CEO is not doing his job!! I shall take over once i complete my dominance at Monopoly and bowling!!!"
The source had decided to remain anonymous.
Who really owns ADP?
According to polls, the public has decided that George Bush is stupid they do no want anyone to own ADP except themselves. But when asked about this, all members Pok and Adam were determined to say that they owned ADP. Member Dom on the other hand, declined to comment.
ADP and Law....
There has been an ongoing rumour that ADP is presently studying law in order to complete their domination over courthouses in the world. All members of ADP have commented that there is no such thing and they are only studying Law because they have to in order to pass their Pre-University courses. How true is the statement? No source have been acquire to prove this. There is also a rumour that member Adam and Pok have acquire a time traveling device called the 'Legal Mobile' in order to travel to ancient times and conquer the world. This statement was also unproven and according to both members of ADP, the rumour only developed from an assignment from law class.
Till next time, this Blog Master P of ADP reporting.
*disclaimer: all statement are unfortunately only half true and the rest are made up =)*
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