Mission Statement And Goals

well since the 2nd license holder dom has not been performing his posting duties properly(appropriate punishment shall be meted out at a later date), i hve no choice but to take over from him. As we have studied from International Business(of which i got 83 for finals and pok got 84...blady hell), every company must have a mission statement, together with a few short and long term goals. Well lets start planning one for ADP Sdn Bhd shall we??

ADP Mission Statement

• to act absolutely lame and childish when together by performing stupid acts in public and making a fool of ourselves.
• to pass on our absolute lameness and childishness by expanding ADP to include other lifeforms...Animals are welcome.
• to become proper frisbee players by practicing regularly at the park in front of our transport minister's house.
• to actually be properly registered as a company someday in the future by registering at the place where ppl register companies....type of business dealings? shall be mapped out next time..=P

note :- that is the proper way of writing mission statements. every sentence must have a 'to...' followed by '.....by....'. Also all mission statements should involve the consumer, employee, product and location. However since ADP doesnt know what business its gonna do...it doesnt apply...=P

Short Term Goals

• get another 8 dollar basketball from Carrefour to replace poks over-inflated and defected 8 dollar basketball
• have 3 license holders in ADP. (completed after I pass my test on monday..hopefully)
• get dom to shoot hoops properly
• get pok a gf...or at least a crush
• give this page a makeover!!!

Long Term Goals

• recruit more members(minions) into ADP
• to trademark this name ADP as ours...and not some stupid american degree program..=P

cant think of anymore long term goals. i dont like thinking in the long term. besides i doubt we'll finish any long term goals anyway..lolz.

As a matter of fact these goals hve been hastily conjured up after todays meeting at headquarters aka doms ps2 room. Some were also brought up while playing basketball at 10am to 12, followed by 4 to 5.30. That part about acting childish and lame comes from trying to practice physics by balancing ourselves on top of a seesaw. Has to be the most stupidest thing we've done yet. Besides the TTT(through the trees) ive also performed another shot, TTS(through the swings) and this time it wasnt a fluke...=P. Currently all members of ADP are kinda tired and vulnerable. So anyone planning to launch a surprise attack on us...this is a good time to do it. (shit im starting to sound like dom....)

Anyway the statement and goals havnt been approved by the other 2 shareholders. I doubt they're gonna be satisfied with them. Theyre prob gonna change it and add more stuff for themselves even though im the CEO around here. O well...big bosses cannot control their workers all the time. and when youre dealing with this donkey and pig.......nuff sed....=P