Sunday, February 26, 2006

1 down, all that remain are 2 fools

It has been a while since any one posted. Well you can't blame us. It wasn’t easy running the show with 3 people, now with the pig mating migration going on. Now it going to be even harder to run the show with just two people.

Let see, what will two mindless people do with their self proclaim ceo gone? Without him, we are nothing but a bunch of unless people without a leader to guide us! Without his wisdom, we are nothing but an empty shell without a cause!

As if! Notice the part “self proclaim”. The above might be what pok will say if he was ever interview regarding the welfare of ADP! Trust me, we survive when Agent A was send to a detention camp for 3 month, we survived without him for 3 months. Heck I bet we can survive 6 months without our self proclaim ceo. Seriously, you wont be missing much. The only thing he ever did was going around and self proclaiming he was ceo. Beside that he didn’t do much. Ok sure, he help chauffer us around and maybe help design the blog template. It not like we can't take over the job. Sure it going to be harder without him. The only time he was good for was the Red Box and … eh…urm…ah…. I think that pretty much cover it.

So how to we plan to run ADP with pok gone? Hm.. for starters we are thinking to rename ADP to DnA. Now it might stand for something catchy and cooler like DNA, the human genes or the double helix, choose your favourite. Maybe we start looking for a substitute to replace pok. But it going to be quite hard, how are we going to replace him? We need a guy whose name begin with P and has a red car… It not going to be easy, possible but not easy. Hm.. I think i’m getting quite sick with this skin.. after all this skin was suppose to be mine, but thanks to ADP procrastination, we didn’t quite get that done. And I am sure you heard us promoting there will be a new skin before pok leave for the country down-under. Guess we failed miserably… But what can you do about it? Sue us? Fired us? It not like you can… the only board member are ADP.. no one else..Unless you interested in given us some capital?

You know I think I so should suggest some idea, and start a business with the gang? What do you think? I think we shall start in some thing simple, like DVD seller. Think about it! We fit the best job description.. ok matter not good enough.. but after dying our hair, get a few ah beng clothes, I assure you we can be the best DVD seller ever, plus our legal background. We will challenge the police if we ever get caught!!!


Ps… pok.. if you do read this.. it your turn to post! And being in Australia doesn’t give you the right to not to post!

Sunday, February 19, 2006

First International Representative!!!

Well the day has finally come. ADP has ventured overseas!!! With our first person, the former CEO/minister of transport/member of design team Ah Pok moving to Perth, ADP now has extended its reach beyond the borders of Msia!! Ah yes this is indeed a joyous occasion...wtf..lol

Well expanding on the international front also has its consequences on the domestic side. For one, directors DnA are now left without a driver. Yesyes they can both drive, but they kind of lack the vehicle to drive..lolz..But thats not just all !!! What about.......erm......what else is there....? Eeerrr....damn cant think of anything else....nvm...lets just say we lost a driver..lolzzz

So anyway, DnA are now left to hold the fort over here at headquarters. It shall undoubtedly be harder for 2 ppl to do the work of 3....heck we never even really managed when there was 3 of us anyway..lolzz...So...once again..it looks like we gotta pull out those recruitment forms and posters again...Lets hope we have more luck than last time...when we didnt achieve anything at all..hahaa

But how is DnA going to help in the expansion overseas? Well there shall always be constant meetings over msn, and we shall constantly remind him of all the stuff hes missing over here, so that he'll make sure he comes back as much as possible. We shall also frequently remind him of his goals and targets, so that he doesnt get too carried away over there. His first goal is to get a girl from there...and then subsequently find another 2 more for DnA. Although this may seem like a daunting task for the Pokxter, DnA have utter faith and confidence in his yet-undiscovered abilities..hahaa wtf

But how is DnA going to keep track of his progress? Well although ADP put 100% trust in their employees, we shall still be demanding reports from director P every other week or so. These reports shall indeed be written here, so that there will be complete transparency in our transactions...=D

Okay i dont know what i was talking about there. Anyway its true that it might get a bit hard to maintain this blog with just 2 of us over here, but im sure we'll work somethin out. *hint to pok - dont forget to post!* So to the few people that actually bother to come here - dont stop !! this place wont die out.....at least not until we die out....wtf


hahaha have fun pok!! =D

(note to eewen - this is the event i was talking about. the picture is supposed to display how we feel now pok has gone. pretty fitting isnt it? i think dom actually does sit like that guy sometimes..lolzz)




Friday, February 10, 2006

When Boredom Strikes

There comes a point in life, when one (or three) becomes too stressed, thus deciding to do rather very "stupid" things in order to de-stress. It's a very common activity this is.

DISCLAIMER: All partipants were blinded by the stress received from SPM 2004. Due to that, Operation De-Stress was put into play. ADP now brings you secret footage never to be seen before of 3 very very stressed out guys. Remember! You saw it first (and hopefully last) on ADP!