ADP Resolutions

Im gonna be honest here. ADP has not got off to a good start this year. I cant even write down all the things we planned but failed to do so far...theres just too many.

aaaaaaannnnnyyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyy....lets not talk about all the bad stuff shall we? after all, ADP is supposed to make everyone roll on the floor laughing!!! the combination of our terrible wit and utter lameness is supposed to make anyone crack. Our other combination of genius and stupidity is also enough to drive anyone bonkers~!!! Seriously, if anyone DOES NOT start laughing within half an hour of sitting down with ADP, then we will give u your money back. What money u say? good question...very good question. Which is why u shud get enuf of us before we actually start charging ppl money to spend time wif us.............something like a psychiatrist...only better...lolz

This post was supposed to be about our new year resolutions. However true to ADP fashion, we broke all of them before we cud even write them down. Hence i shall not bother putting it into writing here. Lets just postpone it to another year....everyone agree with me..? yea..thought as much

Dumdedum...the big day is coming~!! the day when director P turns NINE-TEEN!! its a very...erm...SOLEMN affair...(LOL)...afterall...after nineteen, theres no TENteen...theres only twenty...and then twenty one...and then twenty two...u get the picture.....

now ADP is also well known for its curiosity to try out new things, and this is no different. Thus, director P shall be the first to try out what its like to be NINETEEN, and then report back to the other 2 directors, who wait with bated breath. Of course, director A has just turned 18...so hes still got quite some way to go...but director D shud be taking hints i presume....

Now ADP has nvr dabbled much with fortune telling. After all, ADP takes life one day at a time, and this is displayed in the way we make plans.....example :

Dom : hey what u doin?
Adam : nothin much..u?
Dom : heading home from mv..want lunch?
Adam : hm...wat pok doin?
Dom : dunno..call him n see
Adam : aiya u call la
Dom : okok i call

Dont ask me what dom says when he calls pok...coz obviously im not listening. but of coz he either goes or he doesnt. 90% of the time he doesnt. sigh.

Or lets hve example number 2 :
*car stops in front of my house*
Pok : Ok out u get.
Adam : haiz still early la...only 3 o clock.
Pok : what u want to do? go home and sleep la.
Adam : come lets go watch movie.
Pok : Serious meh? dont want la..damn sleepy la now.
Adam : aiya lets go la...go home oso damn sien...go larrr
Pok : haizzz...ok la...lets go
*car makes 3 point turn...zooms off*

~later in mv~
Adam : lets watch *****
Pok : har? dont want la...the poster doesnt look nice
Adam : wtf?? just coz the poster dont look nice u dont watch meh
Pok : havnt seen any reviews about it also
Adam : aiya do something different for a change la
Pok : no way man. i want to watch **** la.
Adam : but the time is at 5 somethin...and its only 3 somethin now..
Pok : wa too late la like that...how now?
Adam : watch the first one la!!
Pok : Dont want la!! looks stupid.
Adam : wtf...?? then how??
Pok : lets go bowling.
Adam : .....................

so as u can see, ADP does not make plans. we are spontaneous ppl. we take things as it comes..lolz

Therefore its also hard to predict what ADP is gonna be like when director P leaves us for the land of kangaroos, down under there where no one really cares about. But im sure we'll make it out all right..after all dont we always? lolz

and thats the end of this post. LOLZ ok i know i know it didnt make much sense. i just saw the scrollbar at the side getting smaller and smaller so i know the post is getting kinda long..so im stopping here first...passing the buck on to director D for the next post!!!!