Random facts

Haha check this out... some random "facts", regarding ADP.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adp!

1. The patron saint of adp is Saint Eugenie.
2. If adp were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3. Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp.
5. If you toss adp 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
6. Adp are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
7. The only Englishman to become adp was Nicholas Breakspear, who was adp from 1154 to 1159!
8. A lump of adp the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
9. Adp once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
10. Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

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I think the funiest are "Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months" and "Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol." "The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp"

ADP picture of the month

*oops..the picture is gone!!! sory folks..director D did not consult me before putting it up..he has now pissed me off. bah...soemthing shall hve to be done about this*


Well, i think i have Director P approver to post this picture here without asking him. This is simply the best picture ADP has to offer! Without a doubt, this picture clearly wins photo of the month!

Hm... I'm going to have nightmare tonight...

What The..???

What the heck is this?? Director D passing the keyboard to me? what does he think this is..? musical keyboards???

So im suppose to continue the post eh? well since Director P has been complaining that i dont seem to be posting as much as i should, i shall break tradition and post again in less than a week.

After all that thinking and planning and hype and excitement and anticipation and anxiety and and......and.....and all that other stuff, the 19th of january turned out pretty...erm...normal..lolz. well everything would be normal, if not for the fact that :

- we found out our student cards still work to get discounts at the cinema
- we watched pride and prejudice...something we might not have dared to watch ourselves. i think its good we did watch it in the end.
- we watched it with ah poks 3rd sister...of whom i havnt seen since she last sent me home in the days when pok still didnt have his driving licence...LOL
- dom had econs test on that day
- i went all the way to monash for nothing
- we went to mid valley at 4.30 and left at about quarter to 7. prob our fastest ever trip to the mall.

So really..the total time ADP spent together on the day of Director P's great day was about..erm..2 hours. haha sorry la but we were all really busy. these days we all seem to be pretty busy actually. its kinda sad when u think about it.......what with all the lack of time to go yumcha...all the different stuff we're all caught up in..dom with his exams..me with my uni stuff..pok and his infamous dads office...we're all kinda stretched to come up with a same time for us to meet. Sigh...i think im gona cry...sobsobsob T.T






*continued post after 1 night of sleep*
Ok i hope no one fell for that. Seriously...me? cry? well maybe....but over the 2 of them??? nawwwwwww....unless they died a sudden and unexpected death....then yea ill shed a tear or two la...hahahaha

So to wrap up this post...poks bday wasnt really anything to shout about. in fact i think none of our bdays have been anything to shout about actually..lolz. But its no big deal i suppose...none of us really care about our bdays, and just to prove that, we cant rmb each others birthday after like 10 years of knowing each other. So the theory is that if we cant get it right after so long..why bother anymore? =D

But before u guys crucify us for lack of 'yee hei'...at least me n dom can still rmb phone numbers!! dear old pok on the other hand, cant rmb any of our phone numbers at all!! all he knows is the first 3 digits..which both begin with 012...and of course half of my house phone..which is 2274..only because his own number begins with 2272...sigh...we definitely dont follow textbook friendships...lolzzz

The 1st of 19th

Good news everybody!

No, ADP isnt selling it shares, No, ADP still dont have a single asset and NO, POK STILL DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

The good news is, our self-proclaim ceo has finally turned 19!

So what priviledges does director have after turning 19? Hm... nothing i guess, i suppose you get this post as a dedication for your "hardwork and charming personalities". Beside it not like we can give extra bonuses or something, it not like we have anything to give, except of course ourself.. but i dont really think you want it.

Maybe a company dinner trip on us or maybe you dream trip to Lunar Bar, if you are lucky, we might be able to find some girl who willing to sacrifice herself for you. Hey Emmie, free to come out with us?

Well, I cant really talk much now, after all my head cramp with Monetary Policy Commitee and Fiscal Policy and etc etc.

So, I pass the duty of continuing this post to Director Adam!

*pass the keyboard to him*

ADP Resolutions

Im gonna be honest here. ADP has not got off to a good start this year. I cant even write down all the things we planned but failed to do so far...theres just too many.

aaaaaaannnnnyyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyy....lets not talk about all the bad stuff shall we? after all, ADP is supposed to make everyone roll on the floor laughing!!! the combination of our terrible wit and utter lameness is supposed to make anyone crack. Our other combination of genius and stupidity is also enough to drive anyone bonkers~!!! Seriously, if anyone DOES NOT start laughing within half an hour of sitting down with ADP, then we will give u your money back. What money u say? good question...very good question. Which is why u shud get enuf of us before we actually start charging ppl money to spend time wif us.............something like a psychiatrist...only better...lolz

This post was supposed to be about our new year resolutions. However true to ADP fashion, we broke all of them before we cud even write them down. Hence i shall not bother putting it into writing here. Lets just postpone it to another year....everyone agree with me..? yea..thought as much

Dumdedum...the big day is coming~!! the day when director P turns NINE-TEEN!! its a very...erm...SOLEMN affair...(LOL)...afterall...after nineteen, theres no TENteen...theres only twenty...and then twenty one...and then twenty two...u get the picture.....

now ADP is also well known for its curiosity to try out new things, and this is no different. Thus, director P shall be the first to try out what its like to be NINETEEN, and then report back to the other 2 directors, who wait with bated breath. Of course, director A has just turned 18...so hes still got quite some way to go...but director D shud be taking hints i presume....

Now ADP has nvr dabbled much with fortune telling. After all, ADP takes life one day at a time, and this is displayed in the way we make plans.....example :

Dom : hey what u doin?
Adam : nothin much..u?
Dom : heading home from mv..want lunch?
Adam : hm...wat pok doin?
Dom : dunno..call him n see
Adam : aiya u call la
Dom : okok i call

Dont ask me what dom says when he calls pok...coz obviously im not listening. but of coz he either goes or he doesnt. 90% of the time he doesnt. sigh.

Or lets hve example number 2 :
*car stops in front of my house*
Pok : Ok out u get.
Adam : haiz still early la...only 3 o clock.
Pok : what u want to do? go home and sleep la.
Adam : come lets go watch movie.
Pok : Serious meh? dont want la..damn sleepy la now.
Adam : aiya lets go la...go home oso damn sien...go larrr
Pok : haizzz...ok la...lets go
*car makes 3 point turn...zooms off*

~later in mv~
Adam : lets watch *****
Pok : har? dont want la...the poster doesnt look nice
Adam : wtf?? just coz the poster dont look nice u dont watch meh
Pok : havnt seen any reviews about it also
Adam : aiya do something different for a change la
Pok : no way man. i want to watch **** la.
Adam : but the time is at 5 somethin...and its only 3 somethin now..
Pok : wa too late la like that...how now?
Adam : watch the first one la!!
Pok : Dont want la!! looks stupid.
Adam : wtf...?? then how??
Pok : lets go bowling.
Adam : .....................

so as u can see, ADP does not make plans. we are spontaneous ppl. we take things as it comes..lolz

Therefore its also hard to predict what ADP is gonna be like when director P leaves us for the land of kangaroos, down under there where no one really cares about. But im sure we'll make it out all right..after all dont we always? lolz

and thats the end of this post. LOLZ ok i know i know it didnt make much sense. i just saw the scrollbar at the side getting smaller and smaller so i know the post is getting kinda long..so im stopping here first...passing the buck on to director D for the next post!!!!

All Hail ADP 2006

Well then, a new year. And of course if we can celebrate with a "Anual Raya Dinner", we can of course have a "Annual New Year's Eve Dinner".

Nooo, we didn't buy another bucket of KFC and sat in my house (or any other directors house for that matter) and enjoyed a 3 piece chicken (each) while drinking non-alcoholic beverages (Coke).

Nor did we celebrate it on a online meeting (MSN), counting down when we actually hear fireworks (of course this causes a slight delay in our countdowns online. But a few seconds is alright, i suppose.)

We actually went out (gasp!) after much persuation and hard, crazy plannning (for SOME weird reason, we couldn't get anything planned out till the last day. Fortunately enough, everything turned out fine.) we finally decided, Bangsar would be the place to be (well, actually it was because we didn't want to squeeze with the crowd in KL)

Since it was New Year's Eve, it was only reasonable that ADP had company with them, Emmie and Diana (both primarily Dominic's friends, but friends of Director D are friends of ADP no? hehe)

Now things was quiet and fine before 10 pm. After that was just rather erm, loud? Had dinner at a place called 'The Social' to socialize i suppose, then started walking in Baskin's Robins for ice cream (it was the 31st too). Now this was when the eagerness to drink of Director D started to get the most of him. It was unfortunate that a camera was not around. You could just see his anticipation to drink, you could FEEEL it (didn't help that he was yakking and yapping about drinking.) OF COURSE, what happens to Director D later in the night remains to be another story all together.

Now to tell the whole story of being in the pub drinking random drinks and meeting random people would be well, too random. So let's just get straight on to topic.

Director D calls for magarita after much anticipation => finds that he can't drink magarita (we were hoping for him to gulp it down) => we ask why? => says his braces are obstructing (doesn't make sense? You tell us)

No. Doesn't stop there.

Director D comes out of pub => face reds up => his drinking habits stops there. What a way to end 2005 man.
(the drinking habits of the remaining of the group of course doesn't just stop there. heh.)

We would have called along our subsitute director, Zhen Han. But he was apparently busy being a lightbub (ahem) in Bukit Bintang.

All ended when Director D had problems breathing after masses of colour foam and atificial snow attacked us (we realise ADP was under threat and of course bought more to fight back), and we then decided we shall head home after sending Emmie home (yes we realised that it would have been easier to allow her to teleport or jump through pictures but she had the most to drink that night =P, so we thought we would be the gentlemen we are and give her a ride home.)

It was a good night. I guess.

Next up, ADP's resolutions for 2006!! Stay tuned.