King Crap

With the attempt of our trilogy ending in total failure, we in ADP have decided that the failure wasn't due to bad writing (living in denial is quite fun sometimes) but was due to the recent bad weathers we all have been experiencing. Hence, expect more trilogies from the famous, powerfull, pathetic, all-mighty trio of ADP.

Recent reports suggest that ADP has fewer readers visiting their company website blog. But please do not be alarmed. This is only natural. Like all business cycles, all economies experience recessions, normal growth and inflation periods. Ahhha, and ADP is just like an economy (without money) *it ryhmes! Well done. Well done*

Today's featured article of ADP.

What is a MOD?
MOD which an acronym for Minister Of Defence, but it is no minister. The person in charged of such position are mere owners of a PS2 and a RISK boards/battle ship boards. It is known that no such species exist in the world except for the ones found in Old Klang Road. Currently only one MOD is known to be active and alive (some say it was killed). MOD's have great ambitions to take over things (especially organizations) and would rather be known as CEO's. The CEO is not to be confused with the MOD, which is also the total opposite of the ADP which is a relative to the Red Mobile. A MOD is something that suffers from World Domination Dillusional Complex, also known as RISK Addiction. It's a endangered species and many campaigns are being held to help these poor things.

(reading - too - much - www.uncyclopedia.org - complex)
(we in ADP believe in total fairyness, dirty tactics and god complex, we bid you a good day)
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