30th September Part II: The 2 Idiots

On Friday, 30th September 2005, secret agent 2272 a.k.a Cha Siew Pok and secret agent 2274 a.k.a Adamplings carried out their field mission codenamed “Operation MPSJ Saman Pay Up” in a secret location in USJ, also known as the MPSJ building.

The operation was hard; it took great effort from both agents. Lady luck did not reside by their side that particular day. A chain of unfortunate events happened to them that day during the mission. The field agents faced with their very 1st barrier, ‘lunch-hour’. It took them great patience, but in their bid to complete their mission. They decided to go to Tai Pan for McDonalds to get their drinks. Chocolate Milkshake & Oreo McFlurry. This was the 1st signs that appear that indicated their luck that day. The cashier in the counter did not know what a chocolate milkshake was and didn’t know that it existed in McDonalds. No matter, both agents just had to wait some more, but they GOT their drinks in the end.

They planned for a stake out in front of the MPSJ building (after taking a number), slowly waiting for their enemy to appear. The chain of unfortunate events continued as follows:-

Parking at an illegal spot. Needed to move from spot.
No petrol in car. Decided to pump petrol in the opposite road of the building (Shell)
Parked there instead and walked over to MPSJ building.
Miss my number. Took new number, waited a while because some idiot was complaining.
Went to cashier to pay. Went to the wrong cashier number. Waited some more.
Walked back to car, went to pump petrol. Wasn’t sure how much to pump. Decided RM45. Tank was too full to take 45 bucks. Hence wasted 16 cents.

Upon completing their mission. Agent 2272 & Agent 2274 decided to head back to headquarters in Old Klang Road. The following conversation was taken from the Red Mobile black box (no we didn’t crash)

Agent 2274 (Adamplings): Pisang control .This the co-pilot of the Red Mobile, password 3538, we are approaching headquarters, Pisang 6. Please advice.

MOD a.k.a Lo Mai Dom (Minister of Defence): This is HQ, MOD. You have clearance to enter Pisang 6. I repeat, you have clearance. State your position.

Agent 2272 (Cha Siew Pok): This is Red Mobile pilot, we are currently travelling via NPE (New Pantai Express Way lar) at speeds of March 3 90KM per hour. Approaching the toll. Weather conditions do not look good.

Agent 2274: We request for a ready landing bay and crew upon arrival. Estimated time of arrival at 1545 hours.

MOD: Affirmative. Request granted. Pisang 6 awaits for your arrival.

*sound effects:- Vrrroooom, Scccceeeeecchhhh, Stomp*

We arrive at Dominic's house for our very next adventure!! The RISK board.