Dude, Where's The Post?

Due to unforeseen circumstances and laziness of the directors. It is once again up to I, the Anonymous Director to make up for lost post.

The punishment for not posting according to the Anonymous Director Precedent is a week of driving around fellow directors.

I may exclude Director P considering the fact that he's always sending the 2 other Directors around anyway.
Director A is currently in Ipoh directing ADP business so that leaves him out too.
We know that Director D now as a car in hand. So let the punishments begin!!!

Today's featured article.

The Anonymous Director

The anonymous Director is, nameless. The anonymous Director is.......errr....The One (yeah! that's it! The One!). Created from a error in the equation of triologies, his/her power extends beyond the reach of any director. He/she chooses 3 very special individuals and plugs them into the Matrix....err i mean Blog of The 3 Dudes. He/she is everywhere and nowhere (sounds cool eh?!). When under high stress, The Anonymous Director will call The Operator......for prank calls. But do not under any circumstances expect to see Kung Fu fighting or trench coats from the Anonymous Director, the consequences are unpredictable......

*insert - Kung-Fu Fighting Song*

"Kung Fu Fighting....laa..laa...laa Fast as Lightning......."

King Crap

With the attempt of our trilogy ending in total failure, we in ADP have decided that the failure wasn't due to bad writing (living in denial is quite fun sometimes) but was due to the recent bad weathers we all have been experiencing. Hence, expect more trilogies from the famous, powerfull, pathetic, all-mighty trio of ADP.

Recent reports suggest that ADP has fewer readers visiting their company website blog. But please do not be alarmed. This is only natural. Like all business cycles, all economies experience recessions, normal growth and inflation periods. Ahhha, and ADP is just like an economy (without money) *it ryhmes! Well done. Well done*

Today's featured article of ADP.

What is a MOD?
MOD which an acronym for Minister Of Defence, but it is no minister. The person in charged of such position are mere owners of a PS2 and a RISK boards/battle ship boards. It is known that no such species exist in the world except for the ones found in Old Klang Road. Currently only one MOD is known to be active and alive (some say it was killed). MOD's have great ambitions to take over things (especially organizations) and would rather be known as CEO's. The CEO is not to be confused with the MOD, which is also the total opposite of the ADP which is a relative to the Red Mobile. A MOD is something that suffers from World Domination Dillusional Complex, also known as RISK Addiction. It's a endangered species and many campaigns are being held to help these poor things.

(reading - too - much - www.uncyclopedia.org - complex)
(we in ADP believe in total fairyness, dirty tactics and god complex, we bid you a good day)
(i have half a mind to change this template to the originals templates blogger.com provides)

30th September Part III : Revenge of Dominic!

It was a dark and stormy afternoon, at the non-so-secret headquarters of ADP, Pisang6 lies a great demonic figure nickname Ministry of Defence. After being "murder" by 2 of his unlawful, unusefull, unintelligent, unname, un un un something etc etc, agents: agent 2272 and agent 2274. Here mark the end of the beginning of the end of the beginning of these 2 useless agents.....

This is agent 2274 and 2272, request permission to land the red mobile at pisang6, please respond HQ, over.

This is MOD, permission granted, what your status, over.

This is red mobile, we coming in hot! Request emergency crew on standby, over.

Upon hearing this, the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD order the main gate to be lower and all guard dog to be at their station. Thanks the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD, the 2 useless agent manage to land safely at pisang6, ADP HQ.

MAY THE BATTLE BEGIN...!
after the 2 idiots return safely, MOD took the trouble to brief agent 2272 and agent 2274 his great evil plot to take over the world. But 1st, they must do it on a risk board, to prove that they are worthy enough to go agaisnt me, the great MINISTER OF DEFENCE mwahahhaha.

To understand your enemy, one must understand oneself 1st
You cant simple conquare the world without knowing your weakness and understand how your enemy think... this was the great word told by me, the great mod (i bet i kinda sound like some guy that always go " the great selfproclaim ceo!" bet u cant guess who).
Well Adam ....and pok... they did this... and that... which resulted me claiming the victor (sorry cant rmb what happen..)

But due to a stupid wager, pok became the unofficial world dominator for the day...
Here something stupid for the day.

HOW DID POK BEAT AGENT 2274 AND MOD?
He move the whole world!

Till then, stay tune to the trilogy of adp in 3 part of the end of the beginning of the end(just like star wars)

30th September Part II: The 2 Idiots

On Friday, 30th September 2005, secret agent 2272 a.k.a Cha Siew Pok and secret agent 2274 a.k.a Adamplings carried out their field mission codenamed “Operation MPSJ Saman Pay Up” in a secret location in USJ, also known as the MPSJ building.

The operation was hard; it took great effort from both agents. Lady luck did not reside by their side that particular day. A chain of unfortunate events happened to them that day during the mission. The field agents faced with their very 1st barrier, ‘lunch-hour’. It took them great patience, but in their bid to complete their mission. They decided to go to Tai Pan for McDonalds to get their drinks. Chocolate Milkshake & Oreo McFlurry. This was the 1st signs that appear that indicated their luck that day. The cashier in the counter did not know what a chocolate milkshake was and didn’t know that it existed in McDonalds. No matter, both agents just had to wait some more, but they GOT their drinks in the end.

They planned for a stake out in front of the MPSJ building (after taking a number), slowly waiting for their enemy to appear. The chain of unfortunate events continued as follows:-

Parking at an illegal spot. Needed to move from spot.
No petrol in car. Decided to pump petrol in the opposite road of the building (Shell)
Parked there instead and walked over to MPSJ building.
Miss my number. Took new number, waited a while because some idiot was complaining.
Went to cashier to pay. Went to the wrong cashier number. Waited some more.
Walked back to car, went to pump petrol. Wasn’t sure how much to pump. Decided RM45. Tank was too full to take 45 bucks. Hence wasted 16 cents.

Upon completing their mission. Agent 2272 & Agent 2274 decided to head back to headquarters in Old Klang Road. The following conversation was taken from the Red Mobile black box (no we didn’t crash)

Agent 2274 (Adamplings): Pisang control .This the co-pilot of the Red Mobile, password 3538, we are approaching headquarters, Pisang 6. Please advice.

MOD a.k.a Lo Mai Dom (Minister of Defence): This is HQ, MOD. You have clearance to enter Pisang 6. I repeat, you have clearance. State your position.

Agent 2272 (Cha Siew Pok): This is Red Mobile pilot, we are currently travelling via NPE (New Pantai Express Way lar) at speeds of March 3 90KM per hour. Approaching the toll. Weather conditions do not look good.

Agent 2274: We request for a ready landing bay and crew upon arrival. Estimated time of arrival at 1545 hours.

MOD: Affirmative. Request granted. Pisang 6 awaits for your arrival.

*sound effects:- Vrrroooom, Scccceeeeecchhhh, Stomp*

We arrive at Dominic's house for our very next adventure!! The RISK board.

30th September Part I: Fellowship of Adam & Pok

Core Msg : WE MUST BURN DOMS STATS BOOK!!!

Friday, 30th September will be a day forever etched in memory...for 2 reasons. one happy reason and one serious-fuked-up reason. Since im the minister of Happiness, (poks the minister of grouchiness) ill talk about the happy stuff that happened.

Pok n I had to go to MPSJ to pay his parking fine after school. Thats actually a whole story on its own...but ill let pok do the talking on that one. Anyway after we finished that ordeal, we were both feeling quite angry at life and the world, so we decided to go to doms place to vent our frustration. There was even more fun stuff happening while on the way...in fact theres so much info to blog about tht its gonna be divided into 3 diff posts..each of us is gonna handle one part.

For me, im gonna talk about the "perfect murder" me n pok thought of when we were on the to doms place and in a particularly foul mood. its amazing all the stuff we can think of with a lil bit of law background and a fuked-up mood...lolz

Below is a Legal Brief of our murder case.

R. v. Adam and POk
Case Summary
The 2 accused, Adam n Pok were on their way to Dom's house after a particularly bad day. The 3 of them were good friends and saw each other quite often. When they reached Dom's place, they proceeded with their regular activities, which was playing the ps2 and ranting about the latest issues. However this time Dom did not offer any words of sympathy to the 2 accused, but instead laughed at them and told them it was their fault for having such a bad day. Then in a sudden fit of anger, Pok grabbed the ps2 while Adam grabbed Dom and pinned his arms behind his back. Pok then proceeded to smash the ps2 on top of Dom's head 3 consecutive times, after which he stopped because the ps2 was already broken into a few small pieces. By this time Dom was already dead, and the 2 accused were aware of the fact. In an attempt to hide his body, they chopped up his parts and attempted to feed it to Wong the dog, but the dog only ate the genitals and left the rest. After that unsuccessful attempt to cover up the crime, the 2 accused surrendered themselves at the nearest police station. They claimed they acted impulsively when they were provoked, and were not in a right state of mind when they committed the crime. The 2 accused were charged with first degree murder.

Legal Issues

• was the mens rea(intent) to commit the crime present, since the 2 accused said they had been provoked?
• should Adam also be charged with murder since he was not the one who hit Dom with the ps2?
• can the charge against Adam be reduced to manslaughter?
• Did chopping up Dom's body parts show they were aware of what they were doing, and not provoked as claimed?
• during the trial both the accused were remorseful over their actions. Should this play a part in the judge's decision?
• Pok claimed during trial that he had no intent to kill Dom, just to rough him up a bit. Is this a reasonable defence?
• WERE DOMS GENITALS THE ONLY TASTY PART OF HIS BODY??? (to ask wong the dog...=D =P =D)

please consider these questions and form a verdict on this case.

YOU DECIDE !!!