Milestone

ADP expansion!

ADP deciding it shall go public? Hm.. maybe.. as long as we could get Pok to start surrendering his share to the public, then perhaps we can get more members. The only reason he claims he is the CEO is the fact that he 34 % of adp while adam and I only have 33% each. While should we continue to allow him to brag about his 1% (well, there isnt anything else for pok to brag about…except for tennis and everything else that is not important hehe). Well it that time of the year for a company to expand (what were you thinking? Fire pok? Yeah thought about it, but adp will loss it RED BOX MOBILE and it mobility . Get Pok a gf? Nah for it, every time of the year is spend trying to get him a gf!!)

Oh.. bit off track… um.. as I was saying, after a board room (not exactly boardroom, but adp meeting are always held in mamak..) meeting, ADP decided to do a little expansion why? Well it gets quite boring just to hear a pig and some unknown creature-yet-to-be-name-by-science battle for head. And another reason for the expansion is ADP recently turned 1 year old! Hm.. now that you think about it… , wasn’t it me who started this blog 1st in the 1^st place? If it wasn’t for me, there might be even be an ADP blog haha..Hm… maybe I SHOULD be the boss… Haha, nah I prefer democratic than dictatorship. Too much hassle haha. Ok back to the expansion, we decided to allow ADP girlfriends (don't think we want to include gay friends haha) to join in. So much does it cost to join the club? Well, we have come to an agreement that the 1^st girlfriend we bring is free, but for pok, he gets a 1 for 1 offer(don't really understand this part, got to discuss further in the next meeting…)

Since ADP just past it 1 year old “birthday”, I’ll probably write down a few milestones what the ADP did before ADP Sdn Bhd started…

1998

Gamebook, the turning point of advance entertainment system in the boring life of primary school. Well, I’ll suppose you heard of great tales between Adam and Pok battling for supreme dominance for a book. They even created what other fail to do, WMPD, weapon of mass paper destruction!! Some brainic created some fusion cannon which nearly wipe out of the people playing the game… Later when pok started making his own version of gamebook, he always like to use these sentence, you are lock in a room and have nothing or ahhh my legs!! I cant feel my legs!! Or they all die!! Which thanks to gamebook, these words shall always be remember. I think we know what we can write on his tombstone : Here lies Leow Pok Xian, and yup in the end he couldn’t feel his legs and they all died.

2000

Operation G.I.R.L.S !! Don't remember much about this one.. each of the initial has a meaning and the idea came from Calvin and Hobbes.. Haha really hated girls back then, but now we want them (of course, who doesn’t unless you are gay!!)

2004

The red box mobile! Pok started driving his Suzukie Jimmy. Ahh the day when man was able to leave his doorstep and go when no other teens have gone before! Lots of great happen around this car. For starters, it nearly got both of us killed !! (pok, we would never forget the time you almost killed us all after Frisbee) to some sweeter memory like a car loaded with 4 young and charming guys back from their high school prom(even thought they were all single…sigh..)

Well that all for now folks.. so many things happen, it really hard to keep track of them all haha. Well I’m sure the remaining shareholder will like to fill in the areas which I left out.

p.s pok u better get that template ready! or i'll pass a petition around removing you from your share!!

here a load of crap

Well since I’m behind by 2 post, what do I need to say regarding my absent?

Oi sick mah.. stupid haze made me sick and I didn’t feel like posting anything till the haze is gone.

So what do I use as my excuse after the haze crisis? Stupid uni application, will post when it done.

Now my uni application is done, what is my excuse? Well out of excuses that why I’m posting….

Anyway what have we been doing? Well nothing much, cause so guy keep on saying busy with college works no time woa… wander who? Give you a clue, he owns the most share!!

Well here a boring update what going on in adp.

1 adam still not driving us around

2 I wont send those 2 around anytime soon until I get my own car

3 pok still complaining bout college… don't know why… maybe it too much female hormone

4 havent played Frisbee for a long long time.. it been so long that time has no meaning.

5 adam going to gym quite often… wander why? Perhaps to impress the ladies..

6 adam still haven’t beaten us in monopoly yet mwahaha

7 pok still complaining bout college…

8 how should I contribute to adp? Well I did the codings.. that got to count for something.

9 oh did I mention that pok still complaining? Haha, sorry man got to rub that in…

oh here a question some one ask me a few days ago, why don't I join adam and pok in taylor and do cpu like the 2 of them. Well here an answer, because those 2 are there, that why I don't want to go there haha. Nah, even thought the idea of 70/30 (or was 60/40 courseword/exam) doesn’t sound too bad, but the uni I’m interested in only accept alvl or European degree( haha sorry guys, didn’t let you know bout this, but I had this planning some time back). Beside, I was stuck with those 2 guys for 11 years… enough is enough haha, nah! Well the main reason is I chose to do a lvl instead of cpu.. is that good enough for an answer?

Oh here a thought that I’ve been think about.. I think I deserve more share than adam after all you guys been playing my ps2 quite often! And most of the time when you guys come over, I don't get to play… adam and pok will be hogging my ps2!! So here is my reason why I should deserve more share mwahhaha.

Well that I the crap I think about for the moment….

Announcement

Following the directive from our beloved prime minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi which calls for all companies and services to be closed during this period of haze, ADP Sdn Bhd will also be suspending all activities for an indefinite period of time. Currently all shareholders are resting at their respective homes, and are taking a break from work and play. Do not worry though, once the haze is gone ADP will be up and running as good as new in no time...=D

(P.S - this is just an excuse for our lack of meetings. but then again, the haze does have a hand in it..=P)

ADP Kopitiam.

One upon a time, there was a land called Kuala Lumpur which was a land that looked like a dream (due to haze). In this land there lived 3 noble gentlemen*chuckles*. The 1st was called Adamplings, the 2nd was called Lo Mai Dom and the 3rd was none other than Cha Siew Pok. Together they were called Fantastic Four

One fine day, Lo Mai Dom decided that he was bored and he then requested Sir Adamplings and Sir Cha Siew Pok to come to he's pathetic powderfull castle in Jalan Pisang, Jalan Klang Lama (this one no joke, serious one)

Both noblemen had agree to this suggestion by Sir Lo Mai Dom. Now it was a known fact that the noble food men travelled by their noble steed known as "The Red Box". Aaahhh it was indeed a noble means of transport. It was indeed reliable.

With the speed of a Ferrari 80 km/h, they would reach the Castle of Lo Mai Dom in no time at all. Now, this noble castle was located less than 3 km away from the Kuala Lumpur Shopping Fortress known as Mid Valley. A noble valley it is.

Lo Mai castle is a castle up the hills (ok it's just a slope not hill) of Old Klang Road. The castle is protected by a remote controlled gate and 2 dogs dragons.

Upon arriving the castle, we notice that Lo Mai Dom had guest in he's castle. In fact, it was a noble woman that was there. Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings had their suspicion on what Sir Lo Mai Dom was doing in a empty house all alone with a young noble woman. "Tsk....... tsk......." says both Cha Siew Pok and Adamplings.

It was not long before Lo Mai Dom's guest left the castle and once again the noble 3 was pathetically alone with no forms of entertainment. Fortunately, we had lots of food, snacks more like. We also had a pack of cards, and like all noblemen in the great hazy land, we decided to gamble.

Ahhhh, but how does one gamble when one does not have money to do so? Aha, a simple answer to a difficult question. We used cookies. Oreos, Tiger Biscuits, Chocolate Biscuits........ you name it, we had it.

It was indeed a brilliant game of gambling which unfortunately ended when we ate all our money errr i meant cookies. Aha! But Sir Lo Mai Dom has a very interesting asset in he's house who both Adamplings and Cha Siew Pok does not! A PlayStation 2.

To go into full detail what the 3 noblemen did with the PlayStation 2 would bore your mind off. The real excitement came when Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings decided that they would venture into the Formula One business, ADP style.

And hence the race of the century began, with Sir Cha Siew Pok with one controller and Sir Adamplings with another. The race was tense and a test of skill, and just like any other F1 race, boring. Ok no, it wasn't very boring, in fact in actual fact it was quite exciting. With Sir Cha Siew leading the race till the last 2 laps when he unfortunately crashed and was overtaken by Sir Adamplings. It was a tough race and Sir Adampling won it. Congratulations.

When asked to comment Sir Adamplings only said
"I am good, i am powerful, i am the ultimate driver who only just got a license very recently and can drive up to Ipoh"

Sir Cha Siew Pok said:
"He got lucky only!!! Fuke"

Sir Lo Mai Dom was found saying:
"I wanted to play................"

Overall, a great trip to the castle of Lo Mai's.

*Interesting notes:

1. Wasn't sure to call Adam, Adamplings or Yew Cha Kueh. Decided that Adamplings would be better since no many would understand Yew Cha Kueh.
2. Dom's house is indeed in Jalan Pisang.
3. We did play a 50 round F1 race on Dom's PS2.
4. It was indeed luck that Adam won lol.
5. We really did gamble with cookies. Hehehehe....
6. Dom was indeed alone with a girl in a large empty bangalow...........but he was supposely "teaching" add maths. So he claims. ;D
7. The word noble is used 13 times including this one.