If Pigs Could Talk

You know what they would say? Oh yes its:

Either "Bah to tired to come out, some other time" or "Working, no time" or maybe even "Cannot lar, ... won't let.... see how lar"

But ultimately if you do ever engage in a conversation with a pig, you either had too many to drink as the only thing a pig can say is "OI".

I must say ADP making really little progress with this blog? Why? Well below are the 10 best reason I can come out to please our reader (whether they exist in the same dimension or not).

We are busy because :

1. we are plotting to take over the world hence has little time to monitor this blog
2. one of the board member is subjected to an enternity on ADP's torture machine(TM)
3. one of ADP had a gender reassigment done. Hint: it was a he!
4. our evil deed got caught by the ISA force and is currently lock is some far far away 9 by 9 cell
5. we are currently unavailable at the moment so please leave a message after the beep. ~BEEP~
6. we are busy coming up with 10 excuese to fill these 10 excuess with.
7. we are currently filming the Great Adventure of ADP, directed by Steven Spielberg. Staring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Adam, Brad Pitt as Dominic and Tom Cruise as Pok. (poster currently unavailable)
8. we abducted by alien and currently being probe to discover the meaning of being a human
9. we are currently partying with a whole lot of girls!
   
10. we have our path to follow and soon will be going our seperate ways

Well look like ADP won't be ADP for long. Starting from next year, Pok going (or has been all this while)to Perth while Adam is going to Melbourne and me? Still stuck in a hellhole call Nottingham

I always hate the idea of shutting down this blog as I kind of grow quite fond of this blog. I mean, this has got to be the longest collective blog ever in Malaysia! I know tons of collective blogs but in the end it got abolish and shut down.

Sigh