Near (unwillingly) Death Experience

Due to the reluctancy of my 2 very lazy DICKtators directors, i shall break the sequence of posting and post my post ahead of Adam.

A fellow director Dominic was just talking about near death experiences in ADP in the recent years and it has therefore occur to me that this year ADP has yet to experience the adrenaline pumping near death experience.

We shall start of course with the always memorable 1st near death experience that ADP experienced. The credit of course has to be given to director Dom who has tried to kill both Adam and i by presuading us to run across the Old Klang Road (after getting ice cream) while it was still under construction. Of course Dom being Dom, he jumped up and across the cement barrier with ease. UNFORTUNATELY for the other 2 directors, we didn't erm, have as much talent in jumping. And yes we were nearly knocked down by an E-Class Mercedes before we both heroically crawled jumped across. I'm not sure if the full story was every posted by anyone in ADP. If it wasn't, it should have. But so far i can't find it in the ADP archieves.

I of course will have to take full credit for the SECOND near (unwillingly) death experience (hereby referred as NuDE) This of course was the famous car driving incident after a game of frisbee. In short, we were heading to chinese hawker stores to get food when i made some insane heroic driving and saved (and nearly killed) all of us! For the full story, read the archieves in September 2004.

Both this incidents were of course 2 years ago when we were under pressure from SPM.

The 3rd incident experienced by ALL ADP members was ironically no caused by an ADP member. It was however done by our backup member of ADP (in which many of us consider to be a big part of ADP already) Zhen Han. He, as usual was driving VERY FAST in a SLOW lane. If i am not mistaken, we were probably heading towards a mamak shop in Taman Desa. While he was distracted for a while by our intruiging topic of conversation, a lorry and a pick up truck made sudden stops in front of us. The screeching, the swerving was probably the worst NuDE we ever experience (didn't help since i was in the front seat) We got lucky once more, with Zhen Han swerving to a side and making a full stop before we could knock into the lorry. This experience was just last year.

Now with 2/3 and a backup member screwing up and nearly getting us killed, you would think the LAST director would try to kill us too. But nooooooooo. At current record, Director Adam has yet to try to kill us. YET.
However, he does frequently make us watch boring movies which just as bad as killing us anyway. =D

In conclusion, we can all probably agreed that ADP will almost, nearly die, for food.