Sunday, December 11, 2005

Is This The End as We Know It??!??

Yes, of course we've realised that we haven't posted much in this blog that we don't even know who reads (and YES I also realise the title is very lame). Oh we know people read it, but who. That's a question we (Adam & i) got answered in a very harsh way. *breeerrrr.......scary.....*

Now since we need to present a reason on why we haven't updated, i shall now do the honours of telling you people why. Hmmm....just let my very imaginative and creative mind *cough* think up of an reason a.k.a excuse before answering.

*clears throat*
We're currently working on a major plan on taking over the world in a mimimum of a month. Then we can package this deal and sell it off with a nice little catchy title that goes 'Around the World in 30 days'........*thinks for a moment*. Errr i mean 'Dominate the World in 30 days'. But of course these plans are ADP top secret plans which i can't tell you guys anything about it.

Errrrmm......oh well.

The following excuses *ahem* i mean reasons.... are also aplicable:
  1. ADP is a very busy organization and therefore spend time doing stupid things like 'Blogging'.
  2. We are currently busy with our college work. (wait......didn't 2 of us ALREADY graduated?)
  3. Currently working on a very top secret business plan.
  4. Working on university applications.
  5. Couldn't get into blogger.
  6. We are facing a bankcrupcy situation, hence the business plan.
  7. We are all dead.
  8. We took time to search far and wide into the great realms of unknowns.
  9. Errm, we were kidnapped. Yeah that's it. We were kidnapped by aliens.
  10. Our keyboards weren't working, and neither was our mouse.
Of course the one reason that shall remain a rumour because it isn't true is of course:
  1. ADP is blardy lazy.
Now that is definitely a rumour and we choose to deny it all the way!!!!

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