We Rule!! No?? Awwww.......

Right, since both the Stick a.k.a Adam and the Donkey a.k.a Dominic have had their fair share of post. I guess it's finally my turn once again to post something no?

Well let's see, currently the ADP chatterbox is filled with some friends and sister (who else would be there?) and a very amusing (yes very amusing indeed) topic is currently being discussed. Let's not get into further detail and let the mind roam free on this one yes?

Now about that picture of Adam in uniform. Yes, errr it is rather ..errr.........forget it. It seems like those show girls displaying cars, it could be great if we could swap Adam with a bodylicious (yes i like making words sue me = P) chick. Say Dom, do you think you can kinda err Photoshop that ?? Hahahaha.

Yes, as you can see we have begun our quest of conquering the world err recuiting minions members for ADP. Now what does a member do you ask? Now this is very enlightening indeed. Our members do absolutely NOTHING!! Yes you've read it correctly, nothing!!!
well except maybe following our every order

Ahh the privileges you ask? Yes, yes we'll get to that soon. Other than being associated with the prestigious ADP (no lar not American Degree Program, why you keep asking one!!) you ask? We might offer a link or 2 on our newly design layout!!!

With our new layout underway (oh i don't know how long, could take years all i know) ADP is not holding any activities currently.

Adam is busy with LAN, Dom is supposedly busy with giving math tuition (don't ask me), and i am well busy too?

Anyway, yes new layout. We definitely need a massive change. This place is just getting plain boring. It's turning like every other collective blog!!! NOOoooooOOOOoooo.......

Rolls out red carpet....

Rolls out red carpet and welcome the 3rd licence holder to the ADP.
Congratulation Adam for getting your licence. Now you're no longer the door opener or floor sweeper, you're now know as the car opener/driver who opens door and drives us around for our next meeting. Whether it is to the mamak or just simply to the park for a game of frisbee, he will be there driving us there and opening the door for us!

Well since the A just go his licence, i think i'll use this post and talk about how the ADP travels around KL.
Yup, the mobile red box. Ahh what sweet wander to be hanging around in that car. It speed-safe, meaning you cant go racing with this car...seriously who's goes racing with a car with only a 100 kph as top speed even a kancil faster!!

Have you guys seen the red box?Well today you lucky day, i was just digging around my com and manage to find a few picture of the car.


The front of the car...couldnt find any other pic without the wierdo..sorry



Not the actual car but that how it looks like by the side



This is how the car got it's name...kinda of a long story..start with, it was a dark and stormy day...


Well that most of the picture i got about the car, hopefully in the future when ADP finally earning big buck, and upgrade it's Suzuki Jimmy TO something little bit more cooler. Something like the Suzuki X2. Perfect of the future ADP bosses and transporting their girlfriends to a round of Frisbee!



Well hopefully we get to earn even give bigger bucks. Then it's off to this baby !

Ferrari Enzo...wow..

Well that going to be some time before it gets to the Ferrari stage or even to the Suzuki X2 stage...So in the mean guess i'll upgrade/mod the current car to something a bit more cooler... to.............(scroll down)
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When bore"dom" strike!!
Dom

I want YOU

By dom

Mission Statement And Goals

well since the 2nd license holder dom has not been performing his posting duties properly(appropriate punishment shall be meted out at a later date), i hve no choice but to take over from him. As we have studied from International Business(of which i got 83 for finals and pok got 84...blady hell), every company must have a mission statement, together with a few short and long term goals. Well lets start planning one for ADP Sdn Bhd shall we??

ADP Mission Statement

• to act absolutely lame and childish when together by performing stupid acts in public and making a fool of ourselves.
• to pass on our absolute lameness and childishness by expanding ADP to include other lifeforms...Animals are welcome.
• to become proper frisbee players by practicing regularly at the park in front of our transport minister's house.
• to actually be properly registered as a company someday in the future by registering at the place where ppl register companies....type of business dealings? shall be mapped out next time..=P

note :- that is the proper way of writing mission statements. every sentence must have a 'to...' followed by '.....by....'. Also all mission statements should involve the consumer, employee, product and location. However since ADP doesnt know what business its gonna do...it doesnt apply...=P

Short Term Goals

• get another 8 dollar basketball from Carrefour to replace poks over-inflated and defected 8 dollar basketball
• have 3 license holders in ADP. (completed after I pass my test on monday..hopefully)
• get dom to shoot hoops properly
• get pok a gf...or at least a crush
• give this page a makeover!!!

Long Term Goals

• recruit more members(minions) into ADP
• to trademark this name ADP as ours...and not some stupid american degree program..=P

cant think of anymore long term goals. i dont like thinking in the long term. besides i doubt we'll finish any long term goals anyway..lolz.

As a matter of fact these goals hve been hastily conjured up after todays meeting at headquarters aka doms ps2 room. Some were also brought up while playing basketball at 10am to 12, followed by 4 to 5.30. That part about acting childish and lame comes from trying to practice physics by balancing ourselves on top of a seesaw. Has to be the most stupidest thing we've done yet. Besides the TTT(through the trees) ive also performed another shot, TTS(through the swings) and this time it wasnt a fluke...=P. Currently all members of ADP are kinda tired and vulnerable. So anyone planning to launch a surprise attack on us...this is a good time to do it. (shit im starting to sound like dom....)

Anyway the statement and goals havnt been approved by the other 2 shareholders. I doubt they're gonna be satisfied with them. Theyre prob gonna change it and add more stuff for themselves even though im the CEO around here. O well...big bosses cannot control their workers all the time. and when youre dealing with this donkey and pig.......nuff sed....=P

Another 18 Year Old.

Aise.......somebody in this blog already 18 years old liao ler. Yeah lar i know you're thinking it's me.........but no lar, the person i'm actually talking about is Dominic lar. He's birthday is on June 5th. So he's finally 18, and what can you do at 18? Use your imagination lar.........don't need me to tell you gua.

Now ler, now left only one cina men that hasn't turned 18 yet lar. You think we should just strip his shares off because he's still underage? I think so too lor. I'll consider with Dominic lar, see how. Hehehehe.

We say first lar, turning 18 got no esstra shares you knowe. Turning 18 tadak assest pun. Ok lar, i want to stop taiping like a stupid idioct liao. Because i just read some funny blog sites lar, so kena influen aso. What lar to do.......

Anyway enup with cina-man talk lar.

Wanna wish Dominic Teoh Kok Kwan happy birthday.

Ciao berst, here si beh sian lor.
~Cee Eee Ouu- Pok

Joint Venture

Hmmm , does anyone know what a joint venture is??
A joint venture is an agreement between two or more companies/individual (in our case).

IB exam is currently less than 2 hours away and we (Pok, Adam) decided that we shall post crap here. About what? Simple, about Dominic Teoh Kok Kwang. (this conversation takes place in real time. the setting?, Taylors College library.)

Adam: He's so "important" that he must have a 'hole post' dedicated to him~!

Pok: 'Hole Post - Aren't we just great friends?? This is a pre-birthday present for Dom!

Adam: Yup, this is a practise of Friendster testimonials that we shall present to him!!

Pok: Exactly, we are such great friends don't you agree?

Adam: Of course, of course. ........crap, this is just going in circles.

Pok: Hmmmm, well what else can we talk about when we're bored??

Adam: Hmmmm, well there's the usual topics :-

1. Strip him of his shares.
2. Strip him of his PS2.
3. And in the near future, of his clothes too.

Pok: Hmmm that would be ADP's next mission statement!!!

Adam: Yes, this shall be our short term goals of the future!!!

Pok: And the long term goals???

Adam: Get him a gf??

Pok: Right. That's going to be a looooooooooooong term goal that's near impossible!! Notice how long i said loooooooooooong???

Adam: Hmmm this is getting stupid...........Don't you think??

*the conversation had to end there becoz there were no more ideas and it was time for lunch*

Right, the rest of this post is going to be posted my me, Adam, since pok is too busy sulking about his business paper and how he should have concentrated more on the ethical values and blablabla....anywayz business didnt exactly turn out as planned...some chapters totally didnt come out in the exam...argh stuff like tht really pisses me off. I suppose pok got hit harder than me though..oh well we're just gonna hve to wait for the marks..hehe

Well its not gonna be much fun talking about dom alone..so i shud just let tht topic rest...for now..=D anywayz its not gonna be long b4 exams r finished..and tht'll mean driving lessons start!! which means ill soon be the third license holder, and there shall once again be balance in the galaxy..haha

Well i just hve to announce to the whole world that i got conned by pok. the dude told me its gonna be a freezer in the multi purpose hall, and there was no way it wud be like a desert in there. So me, being the trusting guy i am, wore long sleeves to test today. and guess what? it really turned out to be a desert. wasted my time wearing long sleeves...haiz....

Ok i think ill leave a bit of room for pok to add his own bit in this post..after all..this post is a joint venture..and tht means sharing all the risks and costs of a business..???

ah screw it..why the hell am i still talking bout tht anyway. >.<

Well, yes i like to sulk so sue me. This post, like any other joint venture for
the 1st time, ended up (as you can see) in disaster. But we shall improve and
future joint ventures within our own company shall be accomplished more often!!
The CEO speaks so!!!

Last but not least, even if it's a little early. We here wish Dominic a Happy 18 year old Birthday.

posted joint-fuly by self proclaimed CEO's Adam & Pok