Well, since adp have master the art of economic trade and property investment on the monopoly board it time for adp to venture into something more productive, that is WORLD DOMINATION!!! As adp's M.O.D (no, it not dom spell backwards..wait..it is..!) Minister of Defence, i hereby "command" Adam and Pok to engage with me in some tactical simulation on the RISK board. The objective for this tactical simulation is incase there is another 3 latter thing-thingy like USA who wish to take over ADP by force, ADP shall be ready to defend it high-value-for-nothing shares! The enemy shall not catch us with our pants down nor attack us during our next mamak night (mamak night.. sound kinda cheesy..). If they do, we shall retaliate with maximum force and shall show no mercy!!
Now in this moment of war, WE ADP NEED YOU !! come to war with us, our fellow minior..er, share holder to protect what rightfuly ours!
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Saturday, September 17, 2005
No More CEO?
ADP Newts News
Tonight on the 8 o'clock news, we have updates on the ADP organization. I am Cha Siew Pok.
On the politics side,
Recent news has suggested that Director Pok shall now post as ADP director and no longer the self imposed CEO title due to an organization restructure/2- man riot that restricts Director Pok to own 34% of shares.
Due to the democratic ways of ADP, the organization has decided to release 1% worth of shares to it's minions errr.....i mean public. "It's free of charge" says ADP
A certain person by the name of Zhen Han has made a sudden entrance to the ADP organization demanding shares. "Oi!! I want ADP shares!! I Have been driving u three around havent i? so i deserve some shares for that!!!" commented Zhen Han when asked about the matter. Recent sightings has shown ADP hanging out with Zhen Han quite often, including Mamak meetings, Night Market meetings and bowling competitions. Unfortunately, no photographic evidence have yet to be obtained.There are rumours that Zhen Han are selling illegal items to members of ADP. Kidding.
Apparently an emergency meeting has been conducted to attend to this matter. More updates soon. There also has been rumours that Zhen Han will be appointed 'The Apperentice'and a upcoming season 2 is on it's way
We now go to the business section,
Rumours say that 2 directors of aDP has ploted to take full control of the ADP organization. Rumour has it that, a fellow director is down with love and the other 2 directors has agree this is the best time for a takeover of shares. Recent advertisements indicate Director Dom trying to rent his PlayStation 2, many expert agree that this is a bid to acquire more shares from other directors, or to acquire outside support. Photographic evidence also show that Director Pok has allowed other directors to acquire the taste of a massage chair, and this is believe to be some plot as well.
Other than that, recent sightings have confirmed that ADP directors have recently went beyond their borders of Taman Desa into the great Unknowns of Section 14, PJ. Witness say that the 3 members of ADP entered in Secret Recipe.
Some experts suggest that ADP is planning for a massive takeover of the chain stall.
Some other experts suggest that ADP was actually there to acquire the secret recipe of Secret Recipe.
But ALL experts agree that, they were in fact in there, well....for cake.
Even more unusual witness say was the fact that ADP was not travelling via their Red Mobile of Director Pok, but instead traveled there using another red vechile which is believed to be Director Adam's mothers.
In sports,
Recent Frisbee & Bowling ratings has dropped dramatically. The main reason experts say? Director Adam has decided he wants to go to the gym more often to check out chick. Director Adam has unfortunately decline to comment on this.
We shall now go to the weatherman, Pig for more on the weather.
"Yes Pig, hows the weather looking lately?"
Pig:
"Yes, we have been seeing massive showers and rain lately. This is probably due toclimate change the rain god's intention of wetting both Director P & Director A like wet dogs before they can go home from college. We advice everyone to prepare for more rain."
"Thank you Mr. Pig. Well, that's all we have for the 8 o'clock news today. I am Cha Siew Pok, reporting."
Tonight on the 8 o'clock news, we have updates on the ADP organization. I am Cha Siew Pok.
On the politics side,
Recent news has suggested that Director Pok shall now post as ADP director and no longer the self imposed CEO title due to an organization restructure/2- man riot that restricts Director Pok to own 34% of shares.
Due to the democratic ways of ADP, the organization has decided to release 1% worth of shares to it's minions errr.....i mean public. "It's free of charge" says ADP
A certain person by the name of Zhen Han has made a sudden entrance to the ADP organization demanding shares. "Oi!! I want ADP shares!! I Have been driving u three around havent i? so i deserve some shares for that!!!" commented Zhen Han when asked about the matter. Recent sightings has shown ADP hanging out with Zhen Han quite often, including Mamak meetings, Night Market meetings and bowling competitions. Unfortunately, no photographic evidence have yet to be obtained.
Apparently an emergency meeting has been conducted to attend to this matter. More updates soon. There also has been rumours that Zhen Han will be appointed 'The Apperentice'
We now go to the business section,
Rumours say that 2 directors of aDP has ploted to take full control of the ADP organization. Rumour has it that, a fellow director is down with love and the other 2 directors has agree this is the best time for a takeover of shares. Recent advertisements indicate Director Dom trying to rent his PlayStation 2, many expert agree that this is a bid to acquire more shares from other directors, or to acquire outside support. Photographic evidence also show that Director Pok has allowed other directors to acquire the taste of a massage chair, and this is believe to be some plot as well.
Other than that, recent sightings have confirmed that ADP directors have recently went beyond their borders of Taman Desa into the great Unknowns of Section 14, PJ. Witness say that the 3 members of ADP entered in Secret Recipe.
Some experts suggest that ADP is planning for a massive takeover of the chain stall.
Some other experts suggest that ADP was actually there to acquire the secret recipe of Secret Recipe.
But ALL experts agree that, they were in fact in there, well....for cake.
Even more unusual witness say was the fact that ADP was not travelling via their Red Mobile of Director Pok, but instead traveled there using another red vechile which is believed to be Director Adam's mothers.
In sports,
Recent Frisbee & Bowling ratings has dropped dramatically. The main reason experts say? Director Adam has decided he wants to go to the gym more often to check out chick. Director Adam has unfortunately decline to comment on this.
We shall now go to the weatherman, Pig for more on the weather.
"Yes Pig, hows the weather looking lately?"
Pig:
"Yes, we have been seeing massive showers and rain lately. This is probably due to
"Thank you Mr. Pig. Well, that's all we have for the 8 o'clock news today. I am Cha Siew Pok, reporting."
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Organization Restructure
Right. The distribution of shares in this company has to be reviewed. For those who are still in the dark or unsure like us about how we run this company, heres our annual report basic summary.
- since there are 100% shares and 3 of us, if we divide it by 3 we each get 33.33%. however since pok has the car, he gets the extra 0.6%, making his share total 34% and me n dom at 33%.
- Doms place is our official "headquarters", Poks car is the official transport vehicle (named the mobile red box, after an incident that i wont mention here..=D), while my house and other facilities are the middle point. dom comes here to wait for pok, his ps2 comes here sometimes, and the cool toys in my house are often used for entertainment..=D
- ADP is a business with no particular good or service to sell. I wish i could say we are the perfect example of diversity, but we all know better than that dont we..? =P
- ADP wants to expand but so far the list for shortlisted candidates has been rather..well..short. Basically no one is up to our level of lameness and stupidity..heh
- Fact u didnt know about ADP : we are camwhores. everytime we get together we want to take pics. unfortunately we never buy batteries for the camera, so it never gets done.
now according to dom ADP has turned 1 year old. shit we're old.. therefore it is time to review our financial standings and organization structure. since ADP has ZERO finances, we only have an organization structure to play with..lolz.
An increase in assets for certain members has forced the directors to redo their share ownership. "Assets" meaning things such as my driving licence, doms driving licence, my mums car...among other things. So while the 2 of us have been upgrading ourselves, pok has been rather stagnant. except maybe for his continuing work on the blog layoutcompany website, he hasnt been doing much. hes actually been sleeping a lot...literally. =D Not just that....i have now fetched dom to mv and back home, and he has taken me out for a drink. only pok hasnt sat through our driving yet.
so with all that in mind, i propose that we take out poks extra 0.6% of the shares and give it back to me n dom. therefore we will all remain equal again at 33.33%. The extra 0.01% of shares? that is owned by the public...hahahah
Signed By:
Shareholder A(dam)DAMN! Shareholder D(ominic)short for omens
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