The Eternity Cycle.

Well, has it been an eternity yet? If it has, then it probably means it's time for ADP to have a post now. As you can cleary see (or not see), ADP has a problem with getting post delivered on time, this is due to some internal conflict of who's turn it is to post. This was essentially bound to happen sooner or latter. But this shall be settled sooner or later (probably later, but that's another story all together anyway)

Now, i know the question in everyone's minds now. Oh c'mon, you know what it is.

Yes, there you go it's that specific question that has been lingering in your minds now. And i shall now proudly answer that question for you loyal (non-existing) readers out there.

Yes, i'm talking about "How would ADP look like if we were animated?"

The answer is quite simple really, and we're proud to show it to you in this little picture of ours.

(guess which is the green fat one? hehehe)

There you have it, see. It's real simple really. Now it's off everyone's minds isn't it!

It been a while... a really really really long while

I know it be a while since I last posted anything. And yes I know that it is my duty as a Director of this pathetic non existances company and to keep our stupid and useless sharefolder happy. The fact that I'm was busy running between Singapore and Malaysia and another fact that I just started University is no excuse as I know Adam and Pok are equally busy (or maybe a bit more lazy for the latter)

So in favour of the on going trend will doesn't really exist either, I shall continue talking crap (this exist) to please the readers (this doesn't really exist).

So what why hasn't there be a new post since last month? Well it quite simple... WE WERE SIMPLY BUSY! Busy with? What else, WOLRD DOMINATION. In fact we were just talking with the UN telling them how they should run the world in favour of ADP policy. You know the usual stuff, less war more crap, more food more crap, more medicince more crap, less WMA more ADP, less Bush more brain... You know us, we really support our crap.

No you got to understand this post is nothing but crap about something that some how works out to be crap in the end. Hm... why so many crap all of a sudden? Hm... I don't know. I think we need Director A and Dictator P to explain further on that.

As you are aware ADP was suppose to be going on a road trip. To? Where else, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Where is that exactly? Hm... Good question... Will come back to you some other time. Ok as you all know (we all our readers are smart, that why that are wasting their time reading this istead of doing other more productive stuff eg doing their assignment, clean up their room and etc etc) it is better to go in comfortable car if you going on a road trip. A Proton makes an ok car but I was planning to take my company car for the road trip and bring A and P around... but since I'm no longer working... that out of the question which leave us back to square one... Adam's 1.6 Aeroback Proton Wira.

Well not only I was planning to get each member a Nintendo DS to increase our productivity... again that out question.

So what the future of ADP going to be like? Hm... The usual, doing more productive stuff like writing a post of this blog then using the time to do other less productive stuff like writing my 1500 Words Assignment.

Who knows... maybe we can't find anything to do ... we might just camp out in Pok's front yard for a few days hahaha. Anyway as Adam was saying, uni can really wear a person's mind,body and soul... It kind of creepy to see Pok souless... oh wait... we see that all the time when he just woke up... ok cancel the last one.

So as I sit in this nearly empty com lab 4am in the morning typing this post, what else do I have to say? Only one thing ZZZZzzzzzz

ADP Roadtrip!!

Ok normally i dont care much bout skipping a post coz Director P is always there to cover for me and Director D always seems to do his duty on time. Unfortunately this time the donkey is taking an extra long time for his post to emerge..so i guess its my turn to cover...? director P is gonna say i post much less than him anyway...

Soooo...nothing much really happening at the ADP boardroom lately. Some plans are being formulated for a bermuda ADP triangle which will be set up soon to expand our operations..but im leaving that for director D to explain. I, on the other hand, would prefer talking about the recreational activities of ADP..=D

One of the plans we've always had at the back of our heads but have never actually done is to go on a roadtrip. The plan has been on the drawing block for quite a few months, and so far the details are :

Who : erm..only ADP currently..havnt opened it for registration yet..hehe
Where : Around the country? Suggestions were made about neighbouring countries, but thats even less likely
When : The next time all 3 of us actually have about 4 days to disappear from society???
Why : heck why do we need a reason to go on a roadtrip??
What : probably a drive to a few cities and states? and maybe a seaside or beach? hm..
How : currently it looks like only MOT (mode of transport) available is my car..>.<

So there u go folks. ADP planning for u...hahaha..ok la i know its not much..but its not easy to plan this kinda thing ok!! Worst part is when CERTAIN ppl (director P) hardly seem very enthusiastic bout this kinda thing..=.=....then again, knowing him as well as i do, all we have to do is pack his bags, stuff him in the car and he'll be raring to go...although he'll prob be complaining the whole first few hours of the trip..hahha

Truth be told we really wouldnt mind taking a few other ppl along..only problem is we dont have a car that big. of course a normal car can fit 5..but thts no fun for long distance travel. 4 would be okay...any volunteers? Or if anyone is willing to offer their MPV...we will be eternally grateful..lolz


On a more serious note, planning this kinda thing seems to be more important to me these days...coz uni life is really starting to wear me out. Anyone in uni now will agree with me - that same old routine of chasing deadlines gets so tiresome that i just wanna get away from it all....sighh..yea i know...i need a holiday...=P

Who's Turn Is It Again?

As usual, we've gone a long time without posting. But i'm having a feeling that it doesn't really matter anymore does it? Hmmm.

As always, SOMEBODY in the chain of posting decides for no absolute reason whatsoever to not post, and hence once again. Here i am, double posting (it's becoming quite the habit isn't it?)

Well, let's see what been happening shall we?

It appears that our fellow Director D has finally graduated from college with his A-Levels, unfortunately, how he did on that exam is currently unknown. All efforts (or the lack of it) to find out has been unfortunately, futile. There is also known reports that the director may move elsewhere further than KL, Taman Desa (also known as ADP headquarters)

With no recent online meetings for the directors to discuss company matters, it appears as this blog company is falling apart.

But fear not! ADP is a very toit tight organization which has been subjected to many other obstacles such as near death experiences in a small 4 wheel drive and running across 4 lanes of fast moving traffic which jumping above a meter high barrier. Yes sir! We are pretty much fearless (unless of course it concerns matters of girls and horror movies)

We shall fill in on more as ADP celebrate together with Malaysia independence day!

(notice: do not try to contact us on 31st because since it's a holiday (at least for the other 2 members of this organization), and we will most likely be sleeping or too bothered to do anything)

Things Get Serious

After one month without issuing any new updates about ADP, here is the latest news :

1) Director P went back to aussieland. as such all contact with him has been lost again. Attempts to find him over the world wide web have had mixed results. The search continues.

2) Director D finished painting his apartment...WITHOUT the help of the other 2 directors. We are proud to say that Director D managed it all on his own...and that the other 2 directors managed to cleverly shirk all responsibility..=D

3) Situation at Director A's department has remained unchanged. The still-unnamed transport vehicle of Director A has been serviced, and is now plying the Federal Highway and the streets of Sunway on an almost daily basis.

Now u see why theres been a lack of posts?? NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!! lolxxx

But if u want to know what kind of things are getting serious....im talking about tennis classes. I can still remember when Dom talked me into joining him for tennis...I joined more because i pitied him coz of all his failed attempts to learn rather than actually wanting to learn myself. Its true! I didnt even have my own racquet then..imagine we used to share racquets during coaching sessions..lolz

Fast forward a few months, after quite a few coaching sessions, and these lessons are getting into quite a routine. Unlike Director P and Sub Z, who failed to have any sort of routine with the coach, Director's DnA have been going quite regularly, with marked improvements in their game. (yes dom u ARE improving...although very slowly..lol).

But the problem starts when things get serious. After a recent session, we were talking about restringing our racquets and getting new ones, and then the coach drops a bombshell.

He wants me to buy a racquet that costs at least 500 bucks!!!

How wei??? See this is why i like ping pong...its the cheapest sport to play!!! Theres no need for any special or fancy shoes, Bats dont have to be expensive, and balls are even cheaper!!! anyone who has a 200 dollar bat is already respected...compare that to tennis...haiyorr...and best of all? its an indoor sport...=D

Oh well...what to do? I suppose for now ill stick to temporary measures aka restringing the strings..=D

Oh and dom...if youre not getting a new racquet...at least get some shoes for goodness sakes!!!!

Agent 2274 is Back!

Breaking news!! Director A has returned from an extended hiatus, and is now blazing this blog once again with his presence!! now u readers out there (though i think theres really few of u..) wont just be stuck with the constant boring history lessons given by Director P, nor will u have to keep putting up with old and badly-editted images made by Director D !!! Nope, Director A plans to bring ADP into a new era, always looking forward to the new future!!!

For starters, i have to announce that the logistics of our company has changed!! The house of Director A is no longer the middle ground for ADP. With the recent shift of Director P over to the outskirts of Puchong, The house of Director D has now become the meeting point and middle ground for ADP until further notice. However the new place of Director P is substantially further away from the other 2 directors, as they found out earlier today. It is definitely no longer as close to Director A, and that, although it is not needed to be so close anymore, is something that will be missed.

Director D also posted about the loss sale of the mobile red box, and i must say i too am saddened by the loss. That shall always be remembered as the car that took us round all our adventures and tuition classes. However ADP philosophy demands that with every bad news there must also be good news!! and yup we've got some now too!! Although we have lost the red mobile, we have acquired 2 not-so-new inconspicuous vehicles perfect for surveillance carried out by the ADP agents!! And best of all, unlike the old red mobile, these 2 vehicles can actually push past 100km/h with ease, making it much more useful for high speed chases compared to the mobile red box.

Director D has a 1.5 Wira with manual transmission bearing registration WJR 620, and Director A has a 1.6 Wira aeroback with automatic transmission bearing registration BDY 2717. If ever you see these 2 cars on the street, blow your horn so they can be alerted of your presence!! Pictures of the 2 vehicles are still classified, and shall be uploaded when it is moved onto the main server....aka my com.

Of course that doesnt mean Director P is carless. He still has his 4WD Discovery, but i dont remember the number plate. So there u have it folks!! each member already has their own set of wheels before turning 20!!! Didnt i tell u this was a profitable organization? I suggest u invest in it as soon as possible. I see no problem in achieving our mission objective which is to become millionaires by 30 and retire by 40...=D



Small Note : With the change of Director P's residence, agent 2272 shall have to be renamed since that number is now defunct. Of course if he wants to keep it no ones stopping him. But i suggest he be renamed to Agent 1925, since that is the common number between the old number and this new number. What say you folks? =D

We miss you red mobile!

Fellow members of ADP just receive news that have left a deep hole in our hearts except Pok, he's heartless after all, it just not possible to burn a hole in nothing. Anyway because Pok was facing difficulty paying for his new BIG bangalow some where in Puchong, he had no choice but to sell off his manhood car to pay for the payment.Oh well what done is done.

We had both good and near death exprience with this car, REDBOX, ADP WILL MISS YOU.

Below are some pictures of ADP with the red mobile :




It was so small that if you disagree with the driver, you know that your only an arm reach away from killing the drive. Especially good when you have Director Pok who has a death wish, they way even when he tries to kill us the passenger and knock out the driver and resume control, as demostrated by Director Adam knocking out the driver. Think of it as an air ball for near death drivers.


Here an "sexy" model possing with the car just like those motor show, except ours is a bit fatter, uglier and is a gay er urm guy.


0-80kph : a very long time....
top speed : around 90kph and faster car may shake into pieces
*Skinny idiot not included.

In case of any emergecy, please escape through front left and front right door. There is no other way beside these two door. Please evacuate with a calmly manner as demostrated by Adam here.


Back passenger please wait clamly for your death since there is not way you can escape through those bars at the back of the car. Trust me, I'm so skinny even I can't fit through. Notice how calm this guy is waiting for his doom.


Ahh the Pioneer, this is a piece of history itself! How do you think Red box mobile got its name? It all thanks to this little machine that plays CDs and radio. It help calm the demon behind the wheel and makes the passenger feel relax when facing near death experience.

Sigh it was a good car... we will miss you, thanks for the many near death experience, trips to tuition, frisbee, mamak and many more!

Near (unwillingly) Death Experience

Due to the reluctancy of my 2 very lazy DICKtators directors, i shall break the sequence of posting and post my post ahead of Adam.

A fellow director Dominic was just talking about near death experiences in ADP in the recent years and it has therefore occur to me that this year ADP has yet to experience the adrenaline pumping near death experience.

We shall start of course with the always memorable 1st near death experience that ADP experienced. The credit of course has to be given to director Dom who has tried to kill both Adam and i by presuading us to run across the Old Klang Road (after getting ice cream) while it was still under construction. Of course Dom being Dom, he jumped up and across the cement barrier with ease. UNFORTUNATELY for the other 2 directors, we didn't erm, have as much talent in jumping. And yes we were nearly knocked down by an E-Class Mercedes before we both heroically crawled jumped across. I'm not sure if the full story was every posted by anyone in ADP. If it wasn't, it should have. But so far i can't find it in the ADP archieves.

I of course will have to take full credit for the SECOND near (unwillingly) death experience (hereby referred as NuDE) This of course was the famous car driving incident after a game of frisbee. In short, we were heading to chinese hawker stores to get food when i made some insane heroic driving and saved (and nearly killed) all of us! For the full story, read the archieves in September 2004.

Both this incidents were of course 2 years ago when we were under pressure from SPM.

The 3rd incident experienced by ALL ADP members was ironically no caused by an ADP member. It was however done by our backup member of ADP (in which many of us consider to be a big part of ADP already) Zhen Han. He, as usual was driving VERY FAST in a SLOW lane. If i am not mistaken, we were probably heading towards a mamak shop in Taman Desa. While he was distracted for a while by our intruiging topic of conversation, a lorry and a pick up truck made sudden stops in front of us. The screeching, the swerving was probably the worst NuDE we ever experience (didn't help since i was in the front seat) We got lucky once more, with Zhen Han swerving to a side and making a full stop before we could knock into the lorry. This experience was just last year.

Now with 2/3 and a backup member screwing up and nearly getting us killed, you would think the LAST director would try to kill us too. But nooooooooo. At current record, Director Adam has yet to try to kill us. YET.
However, he does frequently make us watch boring movies which just as bad as killing us anyway. =D

In conclusion, we can all probably agreed that ADP will almost, nearly die, for food.

Freedom at last!

Well thanks to a pig who flew to Australia ADP suddenly reliase they have a degree of freedom never enjoy when Dictator Director Pok was around.

So far, ADP have enjoy a few events outside the usual Taman Desa's mamak area which so far are dinner is SS2, movies in Sunway, dota in Subang. If Pok was around, it would normally result in.. "bah.. sleeping" or "do want lar.. too far" etc etc.

Sure ADP did miss pok.. but it last for a short while after we came to term how evil he was, holding us back, refusing to go out instead seeking pleasure in his bed...

You see, with pok around we never get to do anything interesting. It only tennis, frisbee, mamak, occasionally cyber. But that just it. Beside an uniteresting "social life" we seem to be held back by a glass wall unable to break out of taman desa area. But now! With him out of the way, the glass wall seems to be broken.

So in the end do we really need Pok? Well let be honest with ourself, we only needed him to drive us around, with the fact the the remaining ADP has their own license and "parent's car" to use occasionally, we no long need Pok mwahaha. We still might reconsider his place as "director" if he manage to smuggle in those anime from australia and let us watch them without any pathetic excuses like bah, no dvd or bah, no time to pass it to you and so on. You see, ADP is a "good" organisation, we do not seek pleasure in porn, we only see pleasure in that other might describe as cartoons. But thanks to Pokcrastination, till today I still have yet to watch Gundam SeeD Destiny. So will Pok be able to hold his place as director? I say we let the shareholders decide about that... btw who are our shareholders? Hm... that my friend may be a mystery ADP is too dumb to solve.

Oh one last thing, this shall be Director D last post for the next 2 month untill he can finish his college's exam and join the Big boys in university. So long!

Before And After

Well then, since i've been getting reminders that it's MY turn to post by some rather annoying responsible people, i guess i have no other choice do i?

Well then, the international expansion of ADP isn't exactly going perfect other than the fact that i'm suppose to import illegal supply of drugs TV serials into my space limited laptop to satisfy the stressed out needs of fellow board directors.

Its good that once in a while Dom comes out with some good ideas. Like the 2 pictures for instance, one before the bra and another after the bra (yes we're talking about Adam if you haven't noticed, just don't tell him)

UNFORTUNATELY, due to legal copyright (and humiliation) problems, the picture of after the bra was removed after a while.

So, the question that everyone has been wanting to know since for a long time now. 'What Happened To Adam? What Made Him Become What He Is Today?!?!'

Hmm, yes a very good question indeed. Since i've known him since standard 2, and he was probably like this since standard 2 (i say probably because its a long time ago, and i'm getting old. Hence the lousy memory) we can conclude that the overpowering change happened in his days of England (land of lousy weather and high currency, let's not forget EPL)

Perhaps we shall never find out.........what the everlasting, devastating chage was. Ah well, Happy Easter.

And no, ADP does not supply free Easter Eggs.

Nor do we believe in the Easter Bunny, but Santa Claus is another thing all together.

How Far Would You GO?

things have been pretty quiet at ADP recently...except for a few days ago, when the donkey realized he had to take the ielts exam...and he had to do it fast. As we all know the donkey has no personal means of transportation, thus he needed the help of yours truly to go submit the forms, pay the money etcetra. So without having much of a choice...i had to hang on to the donkeys identity card, 2 mugshots of him, and 500 bucks for the exam. i had to drive all the way to taylors, park in asia coz we all know parking in ss15 is a bi*tch, rush there to apply and rush back to uni...and still was half an hour late class. Sigh....the things we do for friends sometimes...>.<

well at least he has made up for the trouble by providing me with 5 dollars and a ice blended honeydew. i dont feel so bad now. besides....i was only late for management lecture...i try my best to go late for tht lecture anyway...hahaa

So the donkey is doing ielts. I got a score of 8.5. The pig didnt do it...but if he had i think he wudve scored about 8 or 8.5. SO dom...u gotta get at least a 7.5!!! anything less is a failure by adp standards!! hahaha

But enough about the education department. lets talk about the sports department. Currently the 2 of us (donkey n i) are working on that elusive consistent backhand shot. im doing a single backhand...doms learning a double backhand. the going is touch, but we shall make it one day!! and then we shall play with the almighty pig when he returns...buahaha

Thats it for this post. No plans to visit the pig and the kangaroos yet. still wondering when hes coming back.

P.S - that photo really was cute wasnt it..wahahaha

Since I ran out of ideas...

Sorry, with Pok gone, ADP has gone less mobile. And to top it all Adam seems to be busy with his uni assignemt.. If you ask me, he probably going after some girl and disguising it as his "assignment". Well the last pic this blog hosted was *ah hem* in underwears of members of the opposite sex. Since that was remove, I shall post another pic of him.. before he started wearing bras, before all the hormone kick in

I present to you, Adam.. when he was 2-3 years old..

Aww.. isnt he cute? Make you wanna hug him...


It was kind of scary.. imagine all his sons will probably look like this.. We all might die from cuteness...

Random Update

Ahoy there! The international representative a.k.a self proclaimed CEO speaks!

Due to unforseen workload and the lack of connectivity with fellow board of directors, progress to expand ADP down under has reached a stand still (not like we had much progress prior to this, but lets just conveniently forget that for the time shall we?)

Well then, have to agree with board of director DOM that the 2 that remain are fools. Heh. Kidding. ADP are never fools, we may be idiots, a donkey, a pig with a red mobil that self proclaims a lot of things, an ex NS trainee that can't do anything, a pathetic bunch of dudes who are never lucky with girl, but we are DEFINITELY not fools.

Well then, where was i?

Right. About ADP's progress. As i said due to the lack of connectivity, i haven't been able to contact DnA. But we all are dudes that realise the importance of education. So here is my complete most rational excuse reason for the lack of updates.

BOD Adam is currenty busy with university life and a his first car accident.
BOD Dom as i assume is (as always) busy with his "studies".
CEO BOD Pok is busy with his studios for the following 6 weeks. Excluding his tutorial and lecture work. Couple that with the availibility of 2 1.22 MB a day that makes his unable to update.

Hence, i believe that the 2 fools board of directors of ADP here by naming themselves DnA (phew) shall update more often than myself.

Anyway, adios from the international rep.

1 down, all that remain are 2 fools

It has been a while since any one posted. Well you can't blame us. It wasn’t easy running the show with 3 people, now with the pig mating migration going on. Now it going to be even harder to run the show with just two people.

Let see, what will two mindless people do with their self proclaim ceo gone? Without him, we are nothing but a bunch of unless people without a leader to guide us! Without his wisdom, we are nothing but an empty shell without a cause!

As if! Notice the part “self proclaim”. The above might be what pok will say if he was ever interview regarding the welfare of ADP! Trust me, we survive when Agent A was send to a detention camp for 3 month, we survived without him for 3 months. Heck I bet we can survive 6 months without our self proclaim ceo. Seriously, you wont be missing much. The only thing he ever did was going around and self proclaiming he was ceo. Beside that he didn’t do much. Ok sure, he help chauffer us around and maybe help design the blog template. It not like we can't take over the job. Sure it going to be harder without him. The only time he was good for was the Red Box and … eh…urm…ah…. I think that pretty much cover it.

So how to we plan to run ADP with pok gone? Hm.. for starters we are thinking to rename ADP to DnA. Now it might stand for something catchy and cooler like DNA, the human genes or the double helix, choose your favourite. Maybe we start looking for a substitute to replace pok. But it going to be quite hard, how are we going to replace him? We need a guy whose name begin with P and has a red car… It not going to be easy, possible but not easy. Hm.. I think i’m getting quite sick with this skin.. after all this skin was suppose to be mine, but thanks to ADP procrastination, we didn’t quite get that done. And I am sure you heard us promoting there will be a new skin before pok leave for the country down-under. Guess we failed miserably… But what can you do about it? Sue us? Fired us? It not like you can… the only board member are ADP.. no one else..Unless you interested in given us some capital?

You know I think I so should suggest some idea, and start a business with the gang? What do you think? I think we shall start in some thing simple, like DVD seller. Think about it! We fit the best job description.. ok matter not good enough.. but after dying our hair, get a few ah beng clothes, I assure you we can be the best DVD seller ever, plus our legal background. We will challenge the police if we ever get caught!!!


Ps… pok.. if you do read this.. it your turn to post! And being in Australia doesn’t give you the right to not to post!

First International Representative!!!

Well the day has finally come. ADP has ventured overseas!!! With our first person, the former CEO/minister of transport/member of design team Ah Pok moving to Perth, ADP now has extended its reach beyond the borders of Msia!! Ah yes this is indeed a joyous occasion...wtf..lol

Well expanding on the international front also has its consequences on the domestic side. For one, directors DnA are now left without a driver. Yesyes they can both drive, but they kind of lack the vehicle to drive..lolz..But thats not just all !!! What about.......erm......what else is there....? Eeerrr....damn cant think of anything else....nvm...lets just say we lost a driver..lolzzz

So anyway, DnA are now left to hold the fort over here at headquarters. It shall undoubtedly be harder for 2 ppl to do the work of 3....heck we never even really managed when there was 3 of us anyway..lolzz...So...once again..it looks like we gotta pull out those recruitment forms and posters again...Lets hope we have more luck than last time...when we didnt achieve anything at all..hahaa

But how is DnA going to help in the expansion overseas? Well there shall always be constant meetings over msn, and we shall constantly remind him of all the stuff hes missing over here, so that he'll make sure he comes back as much as possible. We shall also frequently remind him of his goals and targets, so that he doesnt get too carried away over there. His first goal is to get a girl from there...and then subsequently find another 2 more for DnA. Although this may seem like a daunting task for the Pokxter, DnA have utter faith and confidence in his yet-undiscovered abilities..hahaa wtf

But how is DnA going to keep track of his progress? Well although ADP put 100% trust in their employees, we shall still be demanding reports from director P every other week or so. These reports shall indeed be written here, so that there will be complete transparency in our transactions...=D

Okay i dont know what i was talking about there. Anyway its true that it might get a bit hard to maintain this blog with just 2 of us over here, but im sure we'll work somethin out. *hint to pok - dont forget to post!* So to the few people that actually bother to come here - dont stop !! this place wont die out.....at least not until we die out....wtf


hahaha have fun pok!! =D

(note to eewen - this is the event i was talking about. the picture is supposed to display how we feel now pok has gone. pretty fitting isnt it? i think dom actually does sit like that guy sometimes..lolzz)

When Boredom Strikes

There comes a point in life, when one (or three) becomes too stressed, thus deciding to do rather very "stupid" things in order to de-stress. It's a very common activity this is.

DISCLAIMER: All partipants were blinded by the stress received from SPM 2004. Due to that, Operation De-Stress was put into play. ADP now brings you secret footage never to be seen before of 3 very very stressed out guys. Remember! You saw it first (and hopefully last) on ADP!

Random facts

Haha check this out... some random "facts", regarding ADP.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adp!

1. The patron saint of adp is Saint Eugenie.
2. If adp were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3. Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp.
5. If you toss adp 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
6. Adp are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
7. The only Englishman to become adp was Nicholas Breakspear, who was adp from 1154 to 1159!
8. A lump of adp the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
9. Adp once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
10. Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I think the funiest are "Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months" and "Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol." "The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp"

ADP picture of the month

*oops..the picture is gone!!! sory folks..director D did not consult me before putting it up..he has now pissed me off. bah...soemthing shall hve to be done about this*


Well, i think i have Director P approver to post this picture here without asking him. This is simply the best picture ADP has to offer! Without a doubt, this picture clearly wins photo of the month!

Hm... I'm going to have nightmare tonight...

What The..???

What the heck is this?? Director D passing the keyboard to me? what does he think this is..? musical keyboards???

So im suppose to continue the post eh? well since Director P has been complaining that i dont seem to be posting as much as i should, i shall break tradition and post again in less than a week.

After all that thinking and planning and hype and excitement and anticipation and anxiety and and......and.....and all that other stuff, the 19th of january turned out pretty...erm...normal..lolz. well everything would be normal, if not for the fact that :

- we found out our student cards still work to get discounts at the cinema
- we watched pride and prejudice...something we might not have dared to watch ourselves. i think its good we did watch it in the end.
- we watched it with ah poks 3rd sister...of whom i havnt seen since she last sent me home in the days when pok still didnt have his driving licence...LOL
- dom had econs test on that day
- i went all the way to monash for nothing
- we went to mid valley at 4.30 and left at about quarter to 7. prob our fastest ever trip to the mall.

So really..the total time ADP spent together on the day of Director P's great day was about..erm..2 hours. haha sorry la but we were all really busy. these days we all seem to be pretty busy actually. its kinda sad when u think about it.......what with all the lack of time to go yumcha...all the different stuff we're all caught up in..dom with his exams..me with my uni stuff..pok and his infamous dads office...we're all kinda stretched to come up with a same time for us to meet. Sigh...i think im gona cry...sobsobsob T.T






*continued post after 1 night of sleep*
Ok i hope no one fell for that. Seriously...me? cry? well maybe....but over the 2 of them??? nawwwwwww....unless they died a sudden and unexpected death....then yea ill shed a tear or two la...hahahaha

So to wrap up this post...poks bday wasnt really anything to shout about. in fact i think none of our bdays have been anything to shout about actually..lolz. But its no big deal i suppose...none of us really care about our bdays, and just to prove that, we cant rmb each others birthday after like 10 years of knowing each other. So the theory is that if we cant get it right after so long..why bother anymore? =D

But before u guys crucify us for lack of 'yee hei'...at least me n dom can still rmb phone numbers!! dear old pok on the other hand, cant rmb any of our phone numbers at all!! all he knows is the first 3 digits..which both begin with 012...and of course half of my house phone..which is 2274..only because his own number begins with 2272...sigh...we definitely dont follow textbook friendships...lolzzz

The 1st of 19th

Good news everybody!

No, ADP isnt selling it shares, No, ADP still dont have a single asset and NO, POK STILL DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

The good news is, our self-proclaim ceo has finally turned 19!

So what priviledges does director have after turning 19? Hm... nothing i guess, i suppose you get this post as a dedication for your "hardwork and charming personalities". Beside it not like we can give extra bonuses or something, it not like we have anything to give, except of course ourself.. but i dont really think you want it.

Maybe a company dinner trip on us or maybe you dream trip to Lunar Bar, if you are lucky, we might be able to find some girl who willing to sacrifice herself for you. Hey Emmie, free to come out with us?

Well, I cant really talk much now, after all my head cramp with Monetary Policy Commitee and Fiscal Policy and etc etc.

So, I pass the duty of continuing this post to Director Adam!

*pass the keyboard to him*