Random facts

Haha check this out... some random "facts", regarding ADP.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adp!

1. The patron saint of adp is Saint Eugenie.
2. If adp were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3. Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp.
5. If you toss adp 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
6. Adp are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
7. The only Englishman to become adp was Nicholas Breakspear, who was adp from 1154 to 1159!
8. A lump of adp the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
9. Adp once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
10. Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I think the funiest are "Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months" and "Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol." "The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp"

ADP picture of the month

*oops..the picture is gone!!! sory folks..director D did not consult me before putting it up..he has now pissed me off. bah...soemthing shall hve to be done about this*


Well, i think i have Director P approver to post this picture here without asking him. This is simply the best picture ADP has to offer! Without a doubt, this picture clearly wins photo of the month!

Hm... I'm going to have nightmare tonight...

What The..???

What the heck is this?? Director D passing the keyboard to me? what does he think this is..? musical keyboards???

So im suppose to continue the post eh? well since Director P has been complaining that i dont seem to be posting as much as i should, i shall break tradition and post again in less than a week.

After all that thinking and planning and hype and excitement and anticipation and anxiety and and......and.....and all that other stuff, the 19th of january turned out pretty...erm...normal..lolz. well everything would be normal, if not for the fact that :

- we found out our student cards still work to get discounts at the cinema
- we watched pride and prejudice...something we might not have dared to watch ourselves. i think its good we did watch it in the end.
- we watched it with ah poks 3rd sister...of whom i havnt seen since she last sent me home in the days when pok still didnt have his driving licence...LOL
- dom had econs test on that day
- i went all the way to monash for nothing
- we went to mid valley at 4.30 and left at about quarter to 7. prob our fastest ever trip to the mall.

So really..the total time ADP spent together on the day of Director P's great day was about..erm..2 hours. haha sorry la but we were all really busy. these days we all seem to be pretty busy actually. its kinda sad when u think about it.......what with all the lack of time to go yumcha...all the different stuff we're all caught up in..dom with his exams..me with my uni stuff..pok and his infamous dads office...we're all kinda stretched to come up with a same time for us to meet. Sigh...i think im gona cry...sobsobsob T.T






*continued post after 1 night of sleep*
Ok i hope no one fell for that. Seriously...me? cry? well maybe....but over the 2 of them??? nawwwwwww....unless they died a sudden and unexpected death....then yea ill shed a tear or two la...hahahaha

So to wrap up this post...poks bday wasnt really anything to shout about. in fact i think none of our bdays have been anything to shout about actually..lolz. But its no big deal i suppose...none of us really care about our bdays, and just to prove that, we cant rmb each others birthday after like 10 years of knowing each other. So the theory is that if we cant get it right after so long..why bother anymore? =D

But before u guys crucify us for lack of 'yee hei'...at least me n dom can still rmb phone numbers!! dear old pok on the other hand, cant rmb any of our phone numbers at all!! all he knows is the first 3 digits..which both begin with 012...and of course half of my house phone..which is 2274..only because his own number begins with 2272...sigh...we definitely dont follow textbook friendships...lolzzz

The 1st of 19th

Good news everybody!

No, ADP isnt selling it shares, No, ADP still dont have a single asset and NO, POK STILL DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

The good news is, our self-proclaim ceo has finally turned 19!

So what priviledges does director have after turning 19? Hm... nothing i guess, i suppose you get this post as a dedication for your "hardwork and charming personalities". Beside it not like we can give extra bonuses or something, it not like we have anything to give, except of course ourself.. but i dont really think you want it.

Maybe a company dinner trip on us or maybe you dream trip to Lunar Bar, if you are lucky, we might be able to find some girl who willing to sacrifice herself for you. Hey Emmie, free to come out with us?

Well, I cant really talk much now, after all my head cramp with Monetary Policy Commitee and Fiscal Policy and etc etc.

So, I pass the duty of continuing this post to Director Adam!

*pass the keyboard to him*

ADP Resolutions

Im gonna be honest here. ADP has not got off to a good start this year. I cant even write down all the things we planned but failed to do so far...theres just too many.

aaaaaaannnnnyyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyy....lets not talk about all the bad stuff shall we? after all, ADP is supposed to make everyone roll on the floor laughing!!! the combination of our terrible wit and utter lameness is supposed to make anyone crack. Our other combination of genius and stupidity is also enough to drive anyone bonkers~!!! Seriously, if anyone DOES NOT start laughing within half an hour of sitting down with ADP, then we will give u your money back. What money u say? good question...very good question. Which is why u shud get enuf of us before we actually start charging ppl money to spend time wif us.............something like a psychiatrist...only better...lolz

This post was supposed to be about our new year resolutions. However true to ADP fashion, we broke all of them before we cud even write them down. Hence i shall not bother putting it into writing here. Lets just postpone it to another year....everyone agree with me..? yea..thought as much

Dumdedum...the big day is coming~!! the day when director P turns NINE-TEEN!! its a very...erm...SOLEMN affair...(LOL)...afterall...after nineteen, theres no TENteen...theres only twenty...and then twenty one...and then twenty two...u get the picture.....

now ADP is also well known for its curiosity to try out new things, and this is no different. Thus, director P shall be the first to try out what its like to be NINETEEN, and then report back to the other 2 directors, who wait with bated breath. Of course, director A has just turned 18...so hes still got quite some way to go...but director D shud be taking hints i presume....

Now ADP has nvr dabbled much with fortune telling. After all, ADP takes life one day at a time, and this is displayed in the way we make plans.....example :

Dom : hey what u doin?
Adam : nothin much..u?
Dom : heading home from mv..want lunch?
Adam : hm...wat pok doin?
Dom : dunno..call him n see
Adam : aiya u call la
Dom : okok i call

Dont ask me what dom says when he calls pok...coz obviously im not listening. but of coz he either goes or he doesnt. 90% of the time he doesnt. sigh.

Or lets hve example number 2 :
*car stops in front of my house*
Pok : Ok out u get.
Adam : haiz still early la...only 3 o clock.
Pok : what u want to do? go home and sleep la.
Adam : come lets go watch movie.
Pok : Serious meh? dont want la..damn sleepy la now.
Adam : aiya lets go la...go home oso damn sien...go larrr
Pok : haizzz...ok la...lets go
*car makes 3 point turn...zooms off*

~later in mv~
Adam : lets watch *****
Pok : har? dont want la...the poster doesnt look nice
Adam : wtf?? just coz the poster dont look nice u dont watch meh
Pok : havnt seen any reviews about it also
Adam : aiya do something different for a change la
Pok : no way man. i want to watch **** la.
Adam : but the time is at 5 somethin...and its only 3 somethin now..
Pok : wa too late la like that...how now?
Adam : watch the first one la!!
Pok : Dont want la!! looks stupid.
Adam : wtf...?? then how??
Pok : lets go bowling.
Adam : .....................

so as u can see, ADP does not make plans. we are spontaneous ppl. we take things as it comes..lolz

Therefore its also hard to predict what ADP is gonna be like when director P leaves us for the land of kangaroos, down under there where no one really cares about. But im sure we'll make it out all right..after all dont we always? lolz

and thats the end of this post. LOLZ ok i know i know it didnt make much sense. i just saw the scrollbar at the side getting smaller and smaller so i know the post is getting kinda long..so im stopping here first...passing the buck on to director D for the next post!!!!

All Hail ADP 2006

Well then, a new year. And of course if we can celebrate with a "Anual Raya Dinner", we can of course have a "Annual New Year's Eve Dinner".

Nooo, we didn't buy another bucket of KFC and sat in my house (or any other directors house for that matter) and enjoyed a 3 piece chicken (each) while drinking non-alcoholic beverages (Coke).

Nor did we celebrate it on a online meeting (MSN), counting down when we actually hear fireworks (of course this causes a slight delay in our countdowns online. But a few seconds is alright, i suppose.)

We actually went out (gasp!) after much persuation and hard, crazy plannning (for SOME weird reason, we couldn't get anything planned out till the last day. Fortunately enough, everything turned out fine.) we finally decided, Bangsar would be the place to be (well, actually it was because we didn't want to squeeze with the crowd in KL)

Since it was New Year's Eve, it was only reasonable that ADP had company with them, Emmie and Diana (both primarily Dominic's friends, but friends of Director D are friends of ADP no? hehe)

Now things was quiet and fine before 10 pm. After that was just rather erm, loud? Had dinner at a place called 'The Social' to socialize i suppose, then started walking in Baskin's Robins for ice cream (it was the 31st too). Now this was when the eagerness to drink of Director D started to get the most of him. It was unfortunate that a camera was not around. You could just see his anticipation to drink, you could FEEEL it (didn't help that he was yakking and yapping about drinking.) OF COURSE, what happens to Director D later in the night remains to be another story all together.

Now to tell the whole story of being in the pub drinking random drinks and meeting random people would be well, too random. So let's just get straight on to topic.

Director D calls for magarita after much anticipation => finds that he can't drink magarita (we were hoping for him to gulp it down) => we ask why? => says his braces are obstructing (doesn't make sense? You tell us)

No. Doesn't stop there.

Director D comes out of pub => face reds up => his drinking habits stops there. What a way to end 2005 man.
(the drinking habits of the remaining of the group of course doesn't just stop there. heh.)

We would have called along our subsitute director, Zhen Han. But he was apparently busy being a lightbub (ahem) in Bukit Bintang.

All ended when Director D had problems breathing after masses of colour foam and atificial snow attacked us (we realise ADP was under threat and of course bought more to fight back), and we then decided we shall head home after sending Emmie home (yes we realised that it would have been easier to allow her to teleport or jump through pictures but she had the most to drink that night =P, so we thought we would be the gentlemen we are and give her a ride home.)

It was a good night. I guess.

Next up, ADP's resolutions for 2006!! Stay tuned.

Big Yellow BALLS! (we are not gay)

Ever heard of major company installing gym into their office building? Or giving extra bonus to employees who don't smoke? Yup, since ADP intending to be a major company soon (hopefully we are still alive when that happen) our 2 most influences/charming/heroic/the ones who do most of the job! Director Adam and Director Dominic decided to kick start this program by torturing training ourselves in the art of "The Tennis". It is not an easy art for any one to master except stupid pigs and people by the name of "Paul"!

So what do guys do when it involves lots and lots of balls!! Not just 2 but a lot more… big one too! Of the size of your fist! Big yellow balls! Sound like fun don't you think?

Today the second lesson, for Adam and Dominic. What are their progress so far? Adam still complaining he not hitting the ball the right way.. he just not making the sound he wants it to make.. wander what that means.. Where else Dominic is too busy hitting homeruns to focus on the game.

Were there any casualties? Well I bet in the coach head, he saw Adam as Agent Smith from the movie "the matrix", I bet you can almost see the coach going into bullet time trying to dodge the balls Adam sending straight at him. Well I got say this coach is better than Neo, not only does he dodge em, he even tries to catch them. Pretty cool! He even manages to catch a ball which Adam sends straight at him! Director Dom attempted to duplicate this but unfortunately his reflexes kick him which resulted only dodging the balls.

Well there you have, a story about 2 mindless director with a lots of BIG YELLOW BALLS!

Where will ADP venture next? Stay tune and fine out, till next time!

ADP's Regular...Oops..Giant Earthquake

i know i havnt been posting for awhile, and i was actually waiting for this before posting. but then pok went ahead and posted first...but whatever la...hopefully this will make u guys check back here more regularly now..hehe

so yesterday adp ventured out to swensens (again) for an earthquake exactly 7 days (as pok so happily kept reminding us) since pok n I collected our law marks at the swensens in subang parade. but wait...im getting ahead of myself. lets start from the beginning.

Since our graduation and the first earthquake i was already planning this trip. yes im taking all the credit my two objectives were....well to celebrate ah poks "green slip" (1) and of course...to eat ice cream (2). after all, when one director succeeds, the other 2 must rejoice, no?

however there was a SLIGHT obstacle when i asked dom whether he wanted to go. not expecting any resistance or negative answer, it therefore came as a rude shock when he said "err..see how la..have to save money..blablabla" i was of course thinking to myself "WTF??"...but we all know that in the end dom nvr turns down a Adp trip..so we got that sorted out.

Of course i nvr told pok anything i planned. all i told him was we were going out on tuesday night and he had better make himself free...or else. or else what i dunno la...but empty threats do work sometimes..=D but then leh...the domkey, being the absolute donkey he is, just had to tell him that we were going for ice cream. i tell u ah..tht guy can nvr keep a secret. *sees pok nodding head in agreement* but i suppose that was good also...becoz then at least pok came out dressed properly..and not in his shorts and t shirt..lolz

if u still havnt figured it out, i was the special ah mat of the night. after all, pok still didnt know where we were going. neither did dom for that matter. in fact the 2 of them actually believed me when i said we were going aaaall the way back to subang parade swensens for icecream. they even started telling me what to do after i took a supposedly "wrong turn" on my way to the real destination - SS2. of coz pok always tries to act like as if he knows whats happening la..but face it this time u really dint know anythin..lolz

i thought the adventure would be over after we got there. but i didnt expect the number of ppl in that place. how can parents let their kids stay up till 10-11pm just to eat ice cream thats 50% off???? even though its school hols...there still has to be discipline!! they shud hve been in bed sleeping..not taking up valuable space in swensens... -_-"

at this point my plan didnt seem to be going very well, what with dom coming back downstairs after 2 seconds saying it was totally packed, and pok saying that we shud just go to AnW. thankfully, I had the sense to go up there and see, and in fact there were empty tables. so we managed to get a seat, and everything continued as planned.

till then ah pok still DIDNT KNOW what we were doing. he thought we just went for ice cream and we were splitting the bill 3 ways. only until we were paying the bill and i split the cost in half did he realize what it was for.

ahhhhh the surprised yet pleased face of the pig was worth seeing. now we just gotta wait for next month...when itll be me n doms turn to have our earthquakes, seeing as the pig is turning 19, and that truly is an earth-shattering event...=D

Is This The End as We Know It??!??

Yes, of course we've realised that we haven't posted much in this blog that we don't even know who reads (and YES I also realise the title is very lame). Oh we know people read it, but who. That's a question we (Adam & i) got answered in a very harsh way. *breeerrrr.......scary.....*

Now since we need to present a reason on why we haven't updated, i shall now do the honours of telling you people why. Hmmm....just let my very imaginative and creative mind *cough* think up of an reason a.k.a excuse before answering.

*clears throat*
We're currently working on a major plan on taking over the world in a mimimum of a month. Then we can package this deal and sell it off with a nice little catchy title that goes 'Around the World in 30 days'........*thinks for a moment*. Errr i mean 'Dominate the World in 30 days'. But of course these plans are ADP top secret plans which i can't tell you guys anything about it.

Errrrmm......oh well.

The following excuses *ahem* i mean reasons.... are also aplicable:

1. ADP is a very busy organization and therefore spend time doing stupid things like 'Blogging'.
2. We are currently busy with our college work. (wait......didn't 2 of us ALREADY graduated?)
3. Currently working on a very top secret business plan.
4. Working on university applications.
5. Couldn't get into blogger.
6. We are facing a bankcrupcy situation, hence the business plan.
7. We are all dead.
8. We took time to search far and wide into the great realms of unknowns.
9. Errm, we were kidnapped. Yeah that's it. We were kidnapped by aliens.
10. Our keyboards weren't working, and neither was our mouse.

Of course the one reason that shall remain a rumour because it isn't true is of course:

1. ADP is blardy lazy.

Now that is definitely a rumour and we choose to deny it all the way!!!!

Lonely, oh i'm so lonely

Well since the other 2 are busy preparing for their exam. Guess I wont be able to disturb any one of them for a few days.. Sigh.. *start sing* "Lonely, oh i'm so lonely.."

This might be a good thing to our share holders (if there is any..). Both of our directors (agents) will be graduating from college soon. So i'm sure our share holders will be happy to see their investment being control now by 2 college graduate instead previously the all 3 are "high school dropout" haha.

Hm.. wander what we going to do in the future.. Hm... maybe you might see a Multi National Coporation name, what else, ADP.. What will it do...Hm.. maybe it might be a consultant firm.. Combining all 3 of our ability. Or it just be a secret spy organisation, in charge of training agents and future Minister of Defence.

Well since i dont really know what to post.. and my post cant beat adam or poks or evern their combine post.. haha So yeah, in a way I dont really know what to post about!

Anyway GOOD LUCK to both of our uselss director. Remember our motto! DESPERATION IS OUR INSPERATION!!

ADP's Recipe For Success

After having a taste of the Colonel's Original Recipe, ADP decided to come out with their own recipe, although it has nothing to do with food. Well actually only directors A and P thought of this recipe, but this is classified as a company secret, therefore it comes under ADP.

We all know that cooking is all about using the just-right amount of ingredients. Too little or too much could spoil the whole pot. The difference of one small teaspoon of something could be the difference between a normal dish and a dish fit for a king. So just as there are many different ways to write a successful essay, ADP has come out with the easiest, fastest, and most cost efficient way of producing a sure-hit with the teachers. Ready???? Here goes!!


ADP's Original Recipe For A Successful Essay
ingredients needed :
2 bowls of crap
1 tablespoon of fact
500g of correct spacing
20ml of correct font
a tiny dash of bombastic words (sprinkle liberally whenever taste is not salty enuf)

Before I begin on the cooking instructions, let me first clear the air over the different grades of crap. Crap is just like eggs - there are a few grades, ranging from grade A to grade C. naturally it is best to obtain grade A crap, and this is usually imported from places like internet websites such as wikipedia. Uncyclopedia is also possible, although not everyone likes the taste of it.

Fact is much harder to obtain, and that is why we only ask for 1 small tablespoon. it may sounds easy but trust me u wont find it in your local supermarket. it will take lots of time and effort to find that little tablespoon of fact. I advise you to be patient, the effort WILL pay off.

Instructions :
start by mixing the 2 bowls of crap together. Make sure the crap is smooth and appealing. It is also advisable to mix crap till it's soft and puffy. Afterwards add the tablespoon of fact. This is an important part of the recipe - one small mistake could mess up the whole dish. Make sure that the tablespoon of fact is spread out nicely and evenly over all the crap, so that all the crap is mixed with a little bit of truth. It's essential that the fact is evenly spreaded out as every small piece of fact is essential. The ratio for fact and crap should be around 1:2, sometimes it is also possible to make it 1:3 but anything after that and youre pushing it boy!!! (or girl)

after mixing the crap and the fact, mix the 500g of correct spacing and 20ml of correct font in a different bowl. make sure that the mixture is perfectly clear and no sediments are left behind. if not mixed properly, you could end up with words that are too big, spacing that is too wide between lines, or other disastrous consequences. this amateur-ish mistake does not go down well with seasoned food tasters aka. teachers.

by now you should have one bowl of crap+fact, and another bowl of spacing+font. pour both bowls into a blender. switch on the blender. watch the blender work. keep watching the blender. switch off blender when finished.

by now you should have an essay concoction that is full of crap, joined with a little bit of truth, together with correct line spacing and font sizes. the mixture should now look a deep blue-purplish green. any other colour is just WRONG. if the colour is different, DONT FRET!! all you have to do is highlight the words and change the colour to the correct one as instructed. If that still doesnt work, please update your blender. (i.e. Microsoft Word.) If that still does not work, pick up a wand and start shouting !@#$% or Ceteris Peribus. This should do nothing to change the colour and if it does change colour, you're doing it wrongly.

now that you have this smoking, deep blue-purplish green...thingie, you are ready to stuff into the oven ala printer to bake. however before you do so, you may want to add a touch of seasoning. take the bottle of bombastic words and sprinkle it on top of the...thingie. however please please PLEASE be careful not to overdo it, as too much of bombastic words will ruin the taste of the crap. In fact, if used too liberally, people wont even understand what the heck youre trying to cook...aka wtf youre writing.

lastly, we come to the final part of the recipe, which is the baking process. before u pass on your hard work into the hands of a machine, make sure you click 'save' before proceeding further. in addition, make thorough checks to ascertain that the oven ala printer is working properly. This is an essential part because sometimes Ovens DO blow out, as in the case of Taylor's college's oven. it went bananas and started churning dishes in landscape format...total disaster i tell u...a mockery of the profession.

so now that you have this perfect recipe, try it out!! what are you waiting for?? whats the worst that could happen?? after all, as the saying goes, if u dont try, u dont know!!!

(disclaimer : ADP is not responsible for any F's or E's you may receive on your work. Neither is ADP responsible for any form of explosions or outburst towards each individual's personal computer. However if you do get A's or B's ADP would like to credit for it. If you have any doubts or further enquiries, please do not hesitate to call us at 1800-ADP-RULZ.)

Annual Raya Dinner

if all companies can have a DeepaRaya dinner, then why should ADP be an exception??

for the first time in a very long time, the 3 members of ADP actually sat down at the dinner table and had a festive dinner consisting of 15 pieces of the Colonels Original Recipe Chicken.


Ok we didnt eat all 15 pieces - 3 went to the poks maid..=P














(KFC, There's where ADP wants to be!)

ah isnt it great when the parents are away? this wouldnt have been possible if Agent 2272's parents bosses were around. to top it all off, MOD had to look for his own dinner since no one was around in HQ. So after some short debating, we decided on having this simple meal rations at the safe house of agent 2272.

Of course we werent just there for dinner. the 3 of us were in his place from about...3 in the afternoon? the day was spent watching anime, playing gunz and playing monopoly. Might i just make a small mention that this time I WON!! nobody got knocked out, but by virtue of having the most assets and money, i was declared the winner since it was already dinner time. bUahAHahHa u can chalk one up for me in your stat book now dom..kekeke

speaking of which thursday was the first day agent 2272 and agent 2274 were at the mercy of mod's driving. not just driving, but driving a mercedes sports. well we didnt zoom down any highways or race with any modified kancils; it was just a trip down to the KFC in Brickfields. hardly 5 min from the house. but hey a trip is a trip, and im happy to report that we all made it back in one piece, with no damages to the car. in fact a small bit of it was actually fixed after we sat in the car..lolz.

all in all it was a good day..although tiring. i think that was the first time we actually ran out of things to do...haha...hopefully we'll be able to continue this trend of 'festive' dinners, and hopefully in future we'll be able to get more people to join in...this would be a good thing..since these people could be our company sponsors for the dinner..thus giving us a free meal..lolzz..

Dude, Where's The Post?

Due to unforeseen circumstances and laziness of the directors. It is once again up to I, the Anonymous Director to make up for lost post.

The punishment for not posting according to the Anonymous Director Precedent is a week of driving around fellow directors.

I may exclude Director P considering the fact that he's always sending the 2 other Directors around anyway.
Director A is currently in Ipoh directing ADP business so that leaves him out too.
We know that Director D now as a car in hand. So let the punishments begin!!!

Today's featured article.

The Anonymous Director

The anonymous Director is, nameless. The anonymous Director is.......errr....The One (yeah! that's it! The One!). Created from a error in the equation of triologies, his/her power extends beyond the reach of any director. He/she chooses 3 very special individuals and plugs them into the Matrix....err i mean Blog of The 3 Dudes. He/she is everywhere and nowhere (sounds cool eh?!). When under high stress, The Anonymous Director will call The Operator......for prank calls. But do not under any circumstances expect to see Kung Fu fighting or trench coats from the Anonymous Director, the consequences are unpredictable......

*insert - Kung-Fu Fighting Song*

"Kung Fu Fighting....laa..laa...laa Fast as Lightning......."

King Crap

With the attempt of our trilogy ending in total failure, we in ADP have decided that the failure wasn't due to bad writing (living in denial is quite fun sometimes) but was due to the recent bad weathers we all have been experiencing. Hence, expect more trilogies from the famous, powerfull, pathetic, all-mighty trio of ADP.

Recent reports suggest that ADP has fewer readers visiting their company website blog. But please do not be alarmed. This is only natural. Like all business cycles, all economies experience recessions, normal growth and inflation periods. Ahhha, and ADP is just like an economy (without money) *it ryhmes! Well done. Well done*

Today's featured article of ADP.

What is a MOD?
MOD which an acronym for Minister Of Defence, but it is no minister. The person in charged of such position are mere owners of a PS2 and a RISK boards/battle ship boards. It is known that no such species exist in the world except for the ones found in Old Klang Road. Currently only one MOD is known to be active and alive (some say it was killed). MOD's have great ambitions to take over things (especially organizations) and would rather be known as CEO's. The CEO is not to be confused with the MOD, which is also the total opposite of the ADP which is a relative to the Red Mobile. A MOD is something that suffers from World Domination Dillusional Complex, also known as RISK Addiction. It's a endangered species and many campaigns are being held to help these poor things.

(reading - too - much - www.uncyclopedia.org - complex)
(we in ADP believe in total fairyness, dirty tactics and god complex, we bid you a good day)
(i have half a mind to change this template to the originals templates blogger.com provides)

30th September Part III : Revenge of Dominic!

It was a dark and stormy afternoon, at the non-so-secret headquarters of ADP, Pisang6 lies a great demonic figure nickname Ministry of Defence. After being "murder" by 2 of his unlawful, unusefull, unintelligent, unname, un un un something etc etc, agents: agent 2272 and agent 2274. Here mark the end of the beginning of the end of the beginning of these 2 useless agents.....

This is agent 2274 and 2272, request permission to land the red mobile at pisang6, please respond HQ, over.

This is MOD, permission granted, what your status, over.

This is red mobile, we coming in hot! Request emergency crew on standby, over.

Upon hearing this, the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD order the main gate to be lower and all guard dog to be at their station. Thanks the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD, the 2 useless agent manage to land safely at pisang6, ADP HQ.

MAY THE BATTLE BEGIN...!
after the 2 idiots return safely, MOD took the trouble to brief agent 2272 and agent 2274 his great evil plot to take over the world. But 1st, they must do it on a risk board, to prove that they are worthy enough to go agaisnt me, the great MINISTER OF DEFENCE mwahahhaha.

To understand your enemy, one must understand oneself 1st
You cant simple conquare the world without knowing your weakness and understand how your enemy think... this was the great word told by me, the great mod (i bet i kinda sound like some guy that always go " the great selfproclaim ceo!" bet u cant guess who).
Well Adam ....and pok... they did this... and that... which resulted me claiming the victor (sorry cant rmb what happen..)

But due to a stupid wager, pok became the unofficial world dominator for the day...
Here something stupid for the day.

HOW DID POK BEAT AGENT 2274 AND MOD?
He move the whole world!

Till then, stay tune to the trilogy of adp in 3 part of the end of the beginning of the end(just like star wars)

30th September Part II: The 2 Idiots

On Friday, 30th September 2005, secret agent 2272 a.k.a Cha Siew Pok and secret agent 2274 a.k.a Adamplings carried out their field mission codenamed “Operation MPSJ Saman Pay Up” in a secret location in USJ, also known as the MPSJ building.

The operation was hard; it took great effort from both agents. Lady luck did not reside by their side that particular day. A chain of unfortunate events happened to them that day during the mission. The field agents faced with their very 1st barrier, ‘lunch-hour’. It took them great patience, but in their bid to complete their mission. They decided to go to Tai Pan for McDonalds to get their drinks. Chocolate Milkshake & Oreo McFlurry. This was the 1st signs that appear that indicated their luck that day. The cashier in the counter did not know what a chocolate milkshake was and didn’t know that it existed in McDonalds. No matter, both agents just had to wait some more, but they GOT their drinks in the end.

They planned for a stake out in front of the MPSJ building (after taking a number), slowly waiting for their enemy to appear. The chain of unfortunate events continued as follows:-

Parking at an illegal spot. Needed to move from spot.
No petrol in car. Decided to pump petrol in the opposite road of the building (Shell)
Parked there instead and walked over to MPSJ building.
Miss my number. Took new number, waited a while because some idiot was complaining.
Went to cashier to pay. Went to the wrong cashier number. Waited some more.
Walked back to car, went to pump petrol. Wasn’t sure how much to pump. Decided RM45. Tank was too full to take 45 bucks. Hence wasted 16 cents.

Upon completing their mission. Agent 2272 & Agent 2274 decided to head back to headquarters in Old Klang Road. The following conversation was taken from the Red Mobile black box (no we didn’t crash)

Agent 2274 (Adamplings): Pisang control .This the co-pilot of the Red Mobile, password 3538, we are approaching headquarters, Pisang 6. Please advice.

MOD a.k.a Lo Mai Dom (Minister of Defence): This is HQ, MOD. You have clearance to enter Pisang 6. I repeat, you have clearance. State your position.

Agent 2272 (Cha Siew Pok): This is Red Mobile pilot, we are currently travelling via NPE (New Pantai Express Way lar) at speeds of March 3 90KM per hour. Approaching the toll. Weather conditions do not look good.

Agent 2274: We request for a ready landing bay and crew upon arrival. Estimated time of arrival at 1545 hours.

MOD: Affirmative. Request granted. Pisang 6 awaits for your arrival.

*sound effects:- Vrrroooom, Scccceeeeecchhhh, Stomp*

We arrive at Dominic's house for our very next adventure!! The RISK board.

30th September Part I: Fellowship of Adam & Pok

Core Msg : WE MUST BURN DOMS STATS BOOK!!!

Friday, 30th September will be a day forever etched in memory...for 2 reasons. one happy reason and one serious-fuked-up reason. Since im the minister of Happiness, (poks the minister of grouchiness) ill talk about the happy stuff that happened.

Pok n I had to go to MPSJ to pay his parking fine after school. Thats actually a whole story on its own...but ill let pok do the talking on that one. Anyway after we finished that ordeal, we were both feeling quite angry at life and the world, so we decided to go to doms place to vent our frustration. There was even more fun stuff happening while on the way...in fact theres so much info to blog about tht its gonna be divided into 3 diff posts..each of us is gonna handle one part.

For me, im gonna talk about the "perfect murder" me n pok thought of when we were on the to doms place and in a particularly foul mood. its amazing all the stuff we can think of with a lil bit of law background and a fuked-up mood...lolz

Below is a Legal Brief of our murder case.

R. v. Adam and POk
Case Summary
The 2 accused, Adam n Pok were on their way to Dom's house after a particularly bad day. The 3 of them were good friends and saw each other quite often. When they reached Dom's place, they proceeded with their regular activities, which was playing the ps2 and ranting about the latest issues. However this time Dom did not offer any words of sympathy to the 2 accused, but instead laughed at them and told them it was their fault for having such a bad day. Then in a sudden fit of anger, Pok grabbed the ps2 while Adam grabbed Dom and pinned his arms behind his back. Pok then proceeded to smash the ps2 on top of Dom's head 3 consecutive times, after which he stopped because the ps2 was already broken into a few small pieces. By this time Dom was already dead, and the 2 accused were aware of the fact. In an attempt to hide his body, they chopped up his parts and attempted to feed it to Wong the dog, but the dog only ate the genitals and left the rest. After that unsuccessful attempt to cover up the crime, the 2 accused surrendered themselves at the nearest police station. They claimed they acted impulsively when they were provoked, and were not in a right state of mind when they committed the crime. The 2 accused were charged with first degree murder.

Legal Issues

• was the mens rea(intent) to commit the crime present, since the 2 accused said they had been provoked?
• should Adam also be charged with murder since he was not the one who hit Dom with the ps2?
• can the charge against Adam be reduced to manslaughter?
• Did chopping up Dom's body parts show they were aware of what they were doing, and not provoked as claimed?
• during the trial both the accused were remorseful over their actions. Should this play a part in the judge's decision?
• Pok claimed during trial that he had no intent to kill Dom, just to rough him up a bit. Is this a reasonable defence?
• WERE DOMS GENITALS THE ONLY TASTY PART OF HIS BODY??? (to ask wong the dog...=D =P =D)

please consider these questions and form a verdict on this case.

YOU DECIDE !!!

Time for WAR!!!

Well, since adp have master the art of economic trade and property investment on the monopoly board it time for adp to venture into something more productive, that is WORLD DOMINATION!!! As adp's M.O.D (no, it not dom spell backwards..wait..it is..!) Minister of Defence, i hereby "command" Adam and Pok to engage with me in some tactical simulation on the RISK board. The objective for this tactical simulation is incase there is another 3 latter thing-thingy like USA who wish to take over ADP by force, ADP shall be ready to defend it high-value-for-nothing shares! The enemy shall not catch us with our pants down nor attack us during our next mamak night (mamak night.. sound kinda cheesy..). If they do, we shall retaliate with maximum force and shall show no mercy!!

Now in this moment of war, WE ADP NEED YOU !! come to war with us, our fellow minior..er, share holder to protect what rightfuly ours!

No More CEO?

ADP Newts News

Tonight on the 8 o'clock news, we have updates on the ADP organization. I am Cha Siew Pok.

On the politics side,
Recent news has suggested that Director Pok shall now post as ADP director and no longer the self imposed CEO title due to an organization restructure/2- man riot that restricts Director Pok to own 34% of shares.

Due to the democratic ways of ADP, the organization has decided to release 1% worth of shares to it's minions errr.....i mean public. "It's free of charge" says ADP

A certain person by the name of Zhen Han has made a sudden entrance to the ADP organization demanding shares. "Oi!! I want ADP shares!! I Have been driving u three around havent i? so i deserve some shares for that!!!" commented Zhen Han when asked about the matter. Recent sightings has shown ADP hanging out with Zhen Han quite often, including Mamak meetings, Night Market meetings and bowling competitions. Unfortunately, no photographic evidence have yet to be obtained. There are rumours that Zhen Han are selling illegal items to members of ADP. Kidding.

Apparently an emergency meeting has been conducted to attend to this matter. More updates soon. There also has been rumours that Zhen Han will be appointed 'The Apperentice' and a upcoming season 2 is on it's way

We now go to the business section,
Rumours say that 2 directors of aDP has ploted to take full control of the ADP organization. Rumour has it that, a fellow director is down with love and the other 2 directors has agree this is the best time for a takeover of shares. Recent advertisements indicate Director Dom trying to rent his PlayStation 2, many expert agree that this is a bid to acquire more shares from other directors, or to acquire outside support. Photographic evidence also show that Director Pok has allowed other directors to acquire the taste of a massage chair, and this is believe to be some plot as well.
Other than that, recent sightings have confirmed that ADP directors have recently went beyond their borders of Taman Desa into the great Unknowns of Section 14, PJ. Witness say that the 3 members of ADP entered in Secret Recipe.
Some experts suggest that ADP is planning for a massive takeover of the chain stall.
Some other experts suggest that ADP was actually there to acquire the secret recipe of Secret Recipe.
But ALL experts agree that, they were in fact in there, well....for cake.
Even more unusual witness say was the fact that ADP was not travelling via their Red Mobile of Director Pok, but instead traveled there using another red vechile which is believed to be Director Adam's mothers.

In sports,
Recent Frisbee & Bowling ratings has dropped dramatically. The main reason experts say? Director Adam has decided he wants to go to the gym more often to check out chick. Director Adam has unfortunately decline to comment on this.

We shall now go to the weatherman, Pig for more on the weather.
"Yes Pig, hows the weather looking lately?"

Pig:
"Yes, we have been seeing massive showers and rain lately. This is probably due to climate change the rain god's intention of wetting both Director P & Director A like wet dogs before they can go home from college. We advice everyone to prepare for more rain."

"Thank you Mr. Pig. Well, that's all we have for the 8 o'clock news today. I am Cha Siew Pok, reporting."

Organization Restructure

Right. The distribution of shares in this company has to be reviewed. For those who are still in the dark or unsure like us about how we run this company, heres our annual report basic summary.

1. since there are 100% shares and 3 of us, if we divide it by 3 we each get 33.33%. however since pok has the car, he gets the extra 0.6%, making his share total 34% and me n dom at 33%.
2. Doms place is our official "headquarters", Poks car is the official transport vehicle (named the mobile red box, after an incident that i wont mention here..=D), while my house and other facilities are the middle point. dom comes here to wait for pok, his ps2 comes here sometimes, and the cool toys in my house are often used for entertainment..=D
3. ADP is a business with no particular good or service to sell. I wish i could say we are the perfect example of diversity, but we all know better than that dont we..? =P
4. ADP wants to expand but so far the list for shortlisted candidates has been rather..well..short. Basically no one is up to our level of lameness and stupidity..heh
5. Fact u didnt know about ADP : we are camwhores. everytime we get together we want to take pics. unfortunately we never buy batteries for the camera, so it never gets done.

now according to dom ADP has turned 1 year old. shit we're old.. therefore it is time to review our financial standings and organization structure. since ADP has ZERO finances, we only have an organization structure to play with..lolz.

An increase in assets for certain members has forced the directors to redo their share ownership. "Assets" meaning things such as my driving licence, doms driving licence, my mums car...among other things. So while the 2 of us have been upgrading ourselves, pok has been rather stagnant. except maybe for his continuing work on the blog layoutcompany website, he hasnt been doing much. hes actually been sleeping a lot...literally. =D Not just that....i have now fetched dom to mv and back home, and he has taken me out for a drink. only pok hasnt sat through our driving yet.

so with all that in mind, i propose that we take out poks extra 0.6% of the shares and give it back to me n dom. therefore we will all remain equal again at 33.33%. The extra 0.01% of shares? that is owned by the public...hahahah

Signed By:

Shareholder A(dam)DAMN! Shareholder D(ominic)short for omens

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