Girls4Pok.com!

After 2 and half years of hiatus, we bring you Girls4Pok.com.

A fantastic idea that allows you to make recommendation for girls that Pok should date! Ever feel like playing Sim or matchmaking? At Girls4Pok.com you get to exactly that. Do you happen to be know any single girls or happen to be one spending Valentine Day alone? Try Girls4Pok.com!

Do you spend lonely walks or countless hour sitting in front of the computer wishing Prince Charming was there or at least some guy to talk to? At Girls4Pok.com, you find that Pok has a really sensitive and mature attitude. Perfect for those looking for a good father figure to raise their kid. (Proven to be the idea person to discipline ADP's children, if we can trust him, SO CAN YOU!)

Why be single when you have Girls4Pok.com to help you! Never spend another Valentine Day celebrating Single Awareness Day!


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That sneaky bastard quietly posted in this blog without letting us know (I'm assuming Pok doesn't know too). Btw that guy posted in the wrong colour!

Well after 2 and half years of hiatus I think Adam did a great job at posting something random. I was suppose to a post about Monopoly City, that reminds me... I need to get the pictures from pok. For now hopefully we get to drink Choya while playing

Drinks4Dom.Com!!

After roughly 2 years in hiatus, we return to bring u.....Drinks4Dom.Com!!!

A fantastic business idea blending the everyday consumption of packet drinks and milkshakes together with the not-so-common consumption of alcoholic beverages, we will show society how it can be hip and trendy to drink alcohol in the day time and Without the risk of hangovers!

Are u bored of youre regular packet lychee drink? Are u sick and tired of your friends teasing u because u like to drink milkshakes at a restaurant? Are u only allowed to drink Shandy at home because your parents feel its the only "safe" drink for u?

At Drinks4Dom.Com, we offer you subtle yet mind-blowing changes to your everyday drinks! what u thought was boring shall be boring no longer at Drinks4Dom.Com!

It's dying all right.

As dead as this blog is, we use it for one purpose.

To remember when the hell our birthdays are.

So, yes Director D finall turned 20 on the 5th of June but with half the dictators in Australia there is unfortunately no celebrations this time about.

But Pok is no longer the old one! It's Adam that is the young one now! mwahahahahaha

So to Dom, happy belated birthday.

Diee...! DIE!!!

hmm...its my turn to blog. I was hoping i could avoid it for awhile and let this blog die a slow, natural death. but it refuses to go away!! i tell u these blogs are like cockroaches...they just dont die. the only way to kill em off is to personally see to its wanton and complete destruction and deletion. Then it can be truly said to be "gone" forever. But...this blog still seems to have a last breath in it yet........

Its been almost a month into the new year, so even though this is the first post of the new year, im not gonna talk about it. I think its a bit too late for that already. Never fear though..theres other headlines in ADP news today

Old Sage Pok turned 20!!!

I dont care what director P tries to say, I think turning 20 is a big deal. Its like...2 decades of your life man!! how can it not be important? 21 isnt a big deal...its just another year after 20 years mah....

So...what did we do on this ordinary auspiscious day?? fuck la i cant spell for nuts tonight...this is like the 3rd time i cant spell a world...word*....arrrrrggghhh...

For starters, Director D wasnt around, since he cant be in 2 places at once, his main body had to be in semenyih. So only his spirit was with us that day...Peace to his soul.

hahahah Anyway i think we had enuf fun on poks bday...hor pok?? After all u got to make a new friend, get driven for the whole day, trash me in pool, and get a free lunch, all in the same day!! hahaha not worth it meh?? aiya...u beat me only coz i let u larr...u think normally ill be so kind meh?? LOL!

Dinner was the best part...for ME la..not ah pok..coz i got a free meal from him..hahahaha. At Delicious, no less. Summore not even the Director himself invite wan...had to be the directors dad that asked me along...haihzzz...this director P mou yung lor...hahaha


And so passes 2 decades of life in the first of the 3 directors. The time is drawing nearer for the other 2 directors to join him. The time is nearrrr..............

If Pigs Could Talk

You know what they would say? Oh yes its:

Either "Bah to tired to come out, some other time" or "Working, no time" or maybe even "Cannot lar, ... won't let.... see how lar"

But ultimately if you do ever engage in a conversation with a pig, you either had too many to drink as the only thing a pig can say is "OI".

I must say ADP making really little progress with this blog? Why? Well below are the 10 best reason I can come out to please our reader (whether they exist in the same dimension or not).

We are busy because :

1. we are plotting to take over the world hence has little time to monitor this blog
2. one of the board member is subjected to an enternity on ADP's torture machine(TM)
3. one of ADP had a gender reassigment done. Hint: it was a he!
4. our evil deed got caught by the ISA force and is currently lock is some far far away 9 by 9 cell
5. we are currently unavailable at the moment so please leave a message after the beep. ~BEEP~
6. we are busy coming up with 10 excuese to fill these 10 excuess with.
7. we are currently filming the Great Adventure of ADP, directed by Steven Spielberg. Staring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Adam, Brad Pitt as Dominic and Tom Cruise as Pok. (poster currently unavailable)
8. we abducted by alien and currently being probe to discover the meaning of being a human
9. we are currently partying with a whole lot of girls!
   
10. we have our path to follow and soon will be going our seperate ways

Well look like ADP won't be ADP for long. Starting from next year, Pok going (or has been all this while)to Perth while Adam is going to Melbourne and me? Still stuck in a hellhole call Nottingham

I always hate the idea of shutting down this blog as I kind of grow quite fond of this blog. I mean, this has got to be the longest collective blog ever in Malaysia! I know tons of collective blogs but in the end it got abolish and shut down.

Sigh

If Donkeys Could Talk

You know what they would say? No?

Well, other than "That's right fool, now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You mighta seen a house fly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! "

They would say, "I'll do a double post!"

But just like the donkey that flew, it only last for that one moment. It never happens for too long.

Hehehe, Dom whatever assignment you're doing you better finish up soon and do as you and Adam agreed or we'll be force to proceed with punishment. Haha.

(man, i'm sad)

(oh right, another thing. ADP wishes Adam happy 19th (or 20 according to his father)

The Eternity Cycle.

Well, has it been an eternity yet? If it has, then it probably means it's time for ADP to have a post now. As you can cleary see (or not see), ADP has a problem with getting post delivered on time, this is due to some internal conflict of who's turn it is to post. This was essentially bound to happen sooner or latter. But this shall be settled sooner or later (probably later, but that's another story all together anyway)

Now, i know the question in everyone's minds now. Oh c'mon, you know what it is.

Yes, there you go it's that specific question that has been lingering in your minds now. And i shall now proudly answer that question for you loyal (non-existing) readers out there.

Yes, i'm talking about "How would ADP look like if we were animated?"

The answer is quite simple really, and we're proud to show it to you in this little picture of ours.

(guess which is the green fat one? hehehe)

There you have it, see. It's real simple really. Now it's off everyone's minds isn't it!